How to throw a party! - A 12-step MMP

Yah, but I can stick a finger between my heel and the inside of the shoe. My tights aren’t that thick. :smiley:

Ugh, I want pizza. I’ve been ordering food for the past week though. On the other hand, pizza vs ramen - not sure which is healthier.

Pizza is the perfect food.

I am abnormally tired, I guess that means that I’m not doing any more all-nighters again in the near future.

Mom - I’m the same way. Sometimes, I find myself sitting around fiddling with it.

My phone, you preverts.

I think it’s probably time for bed. I’m at that stage where you just sit and stare at things out of sheer fatigue.

Morning all. Cursed again today with a serious dose of ennui, aka Don Wanna. Sigh …

I just want to stay home with HRH and play with the telephone (she has figured out how to turn the handsfree/speaker on and is playing with it (turning it on and off ad infinitum)) and crawl around the floor and eat baby yoghurt and breadsticks and watch Postman Pat and Thomas the Tank Engine and even (Og forbid) Barney!

Double sigh …

ETA: met one of my new bosses last week. He’s Canadian, eh! Every sentence ends with the same little quirky two-letter expression, eh! I thought it was a stereotype, eh? Seems like some Canadians do actually have a speech impediment, eh?

Home again. had to sack another person. I think I can go to the hockey game tomorrow.

Low key orgy? I’m there!

Wouldn’t be a low-key orgy without you, doggio.

Good Lord, I’ve done nothing today. Ah well. It’s technically a holiday, after all.

Back from the Y. I did about twelve minutes on some sort of machine that has arm handle thingies and big pedals. I put the resistance on 9 out of 10.

After that, I did 25 laps around the track. Six laps equals a mile. Granted, not all of it was running. Most of it was done at a very fast walk, but I did manage to jog about eight laps. Unfortunately, those laps weren’t consecutive, but I’ll get there.

Ok, so I’m late…err early. At least I made it. What do you mean the food is all gone? Yes, I brought a bag of ice.

Great OP!

Nothing much to add; worked tonight and am going to veg for a while.

where the heck is the night crew?

We didn’t know you were going to be awake.

And now it’s time for me to go to bed also.

How come you’re still awake?

not still, again. but I’m off to try to sleep again now.

Have a good one! :slight_smile:

Howdy all. At work and in pretendy-worky mode. Why should I make a big effort and seek out work when I will be leaving in less than 2 months and will derive no benefit (read: bonus or pay-rise) from any hard slog I put in. This is why I don’t necessarily understand the 3 month notice period! Oh well … carry on!

Morning all! My horoscope today said that the sun moves into Pisces (my birth sign) and that means I’m going to have a shiny happy day. So be aware - this is my shiny happy face, ok?

This morning did not get off to a good start though. I came in to find an email from one of the Profs in the dental school berating me for taking two weeks to get a meeting organised. I emailed him back to explain that I’d been asked to do the job on 7th Feb and had emailed the attendees that day. He was on a trip to Oman and unavailable until the 15th Feb to give me any dates, then got in touch to say that he only had two dates free (both in the first week of March).

The other people have very busy diaries and I’ve had to ask people to move things in their own schedules to accommodate the only time that he’s free. Then yesterday I was asked to invite yet another body to the meeting. So there!

He rang and apologised. And I didn’t even have to wear those boots.

Oh, we’re here, but we do our job best when we’re not noticed.

Would you kids like to hear a tale of what happens in the early AM that you guys don’t get to see during the higher traffic times?

I haven’t seen this in awhile, maybe they upgrated filters, but the overnight shift used to have a ball with spam posts. Basically a spam bot would post an odd post advertising male erectile dysfunction or whatever. And it was a pile-on after that because you could post ANYTHING knowing that it would be deleted, so it didn’t count. So myself and the other night-owls would just go nuts on that thread for the sake of saying shit we shouldn’t say.

These threads would be a ball until they were deleted. Oh the fun we have at night.

So the next time I see one of those threads, I can go ahead and post this?

:smiley:

Not 'sactly. I mean, if you overclot (like my dad’s mom, did, for example), then they’re great for the clotting of blood.

It’s Tuesday and we’re only on Page 2. Are you guys all right?

Haze, I’m glad I don’t get to see that commercial. I’m one of those weirdos who play “roleplay” servers in WoSW, not because we “roleplay” (at least the way most so-called “roleplayers” mean it, which seems to amount to “make a night elf chick and dance naked on top of a table”), but because those servers have less L33t-speak. I’m still trying to figure out how did my circle of friends there end up including a guy called Leetor… oh, yeah! It’s because sometimes we have great fun poking him about the stupid name.

Hey, BooFae, I’m a fishie too!

Don’t get me started on cellphones – as a result of all kinds of weird upgrade mechanisms by our provider, plus the fact that my wife and I both have phones from work, our household is now the proud owner or holder of… ::counting on fingers:: 9!!! cellphones. :rolleyes:
At least I’m not paying monthly charges or insurance for almost any of them…

I like my phone to be friendly in terms of Send/End/Text and phone book, have a nice color screen (but not necessarily one of the recent monstrosities), and some kind of minimal surfing ability.
Oh, and it should fold and fit in my pants pocket!

Ringtones… meh. I need one for my wife’s phone (a “danger signal” if you will :D) and that’s about it.

**Spaz **-- where are the pictures?

**Boo **-- good job on getting the prof in line. Too bad you didn’t need the boots though. We’d have expected video footage (heh) of the action, too!

**Beebs **-- one of these days a thread like that will stay and the truth will out! :stuck_out_tongue:

I’ve been a busy beaver all morning (hence no posting), but I’m taking a breather now.

Hi, **Dotty **and Nava! I’d help you (and Boo, too) take over the MMP if I weren’t so busy today…

We could fix that ya know. :wink: What? Been a loooooong time since I flirted with ol’ donkeybear. How ya been btw?

Up and caffienatin’ here. I have no desire to go to work but to work I must go.

Hope everyone has a good day.

Later Y’all!

I’m awake…hoping to rapidly gain some motivation to head off to work. Even if I don’t…I gotta. Everyone have a lovely Tuesday. Is it Firday yet?

GT

Morning everyone, slept late, is tired.

Waiting for the bus to come, so that I might catch a bit more sleep before The Boy awakens and demands to be fed.