So then, having just seen Iron Man 2(after seeing Dragon a few weeks back), I’ve been confronted with a dilemma.
You get a choice. One or the other, through means not necessary to explain here. The choice is, your very own Toothless the dragon, or your very own suit of mkIV Iron Man armor, complete with Jeeves operating system.
The only condition is you must keep whichever you pick. No selling or giving away.
I don’t have to feed the armor.
I want the dragon, but I can’t afford the upkeep of feeding it, or keeping it in my small apartment. So I’ll take the suit of armor.
The Armor! Hell, flying a dragon is cool, but Toothless is a gimpy, out-of-control menace. If history is an indication, I could lose a limb!
I don’t see how this is really a choice. By selling the armor, I could get like a million dragons.
To be fair, the OP said “no selling or giving away.”
They did not, however, say this included renting or loaning.
(Besides, they’re out of dragons)
Toothless!! I’ll take a living, breathing creature with emotions any day!
Fly as a passenger on something else or fly all by myself? I know which I’d prefer.
Plus Toothless only attracts underage viking girls. The suit pulls in skads of babes.
I much prefer the movie How to Train Your Dragon, but in terms of everything practical, the suit would be better to own/keep.
Give me armor. That would be too cool.
A trained dragon is so awesome. I’d rather have that.
I don’t want to deal with the depression associated with a dragon realizing he has no one to bang once he grows up. Suit.
Suit Toothless
Flies X X
Chicks Dig It X X
Energy Blasts X X
Defeats Badguys X X
Runs on Fusion X
Runs on Food X
Needs Repairs X
Needs Cuddles X
No contest.
Well, there -is- a an easy solution to that . Mmm, DIY rule 34. 