Tell him that if he does, we’ll give him the Nobel Peace Prize.
Tell him he can build that casino in the West Bank instead.
You have to make it seem like Israel is spiting him, and somehow he’ll be a hero for supporting Palestine.
You’d also have to get maybe 40 million of his supporters to stop being evangelical Christians, and I don’t know how that could be done.
No, you wouldn’t. His greed for that Peace Prize (“I’ll show that Obama….”) is so overwhelming that he’ll ignore his rabid followers. And they’ll still follow him afterwards.
They just won’t buy the T-shirts.
The Saudis could just pay him off like they do for everything else they get from Trump. Which makes me think that’s not really something they want.
Knowing him, Trump will start rambling about Palatine needing to secede from Cook County because Charlie Kirk got shot at a Brown’s Chicken and it started a massacre.
And then Israel counteroffers with two…
This made me chuckle, though it’s a bit of an inside joke unless you lived in the area 30-odd years ago.
Moderating:
This isn’t a worthy P&E thread, so I’m closing it. @CalMeacham, please let me know if you want it reopened in the Pit.