How weird / unusual is this ability? (possible TMI)

All my life, I’ve been able to spit directly from the salivary gland. There is a salivary gland directly beneath my tongue. If I open my mouth wide, lift my tongue, and flex the muscles just right, a stream of saliva comes shooting out. This isn’t conventional spitting - there’s no hocking or lip movement, just a squirt of saliva directly from the gland. I can go about 3 feet, and can squirt it 5 or 6 times before the gland dries up. Anyone else do this?

I’ll just crawl back under my rock now…

Joe

Well, er, I had a high school friend who could do this. It was very annoying when he sat behind me in class, the disgusting shithead.

He’s a surgeon now. I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry.

I can do this, and if you take a drink after you’re dried out and swish it under your tongue you may “recharge” your gland for another shot.

okay, I’m adding this to the list of “Qualities NOT to Look for In A Date”…

On rare occasions I can do this on command.

Most often, though, it happens by accident. Usually when I’m talking to or eating with someone else, and a little arc of saliva will just go flying across the table. It’s quite embarrassing.

We used to call this “gleeking”. I went to elementary school with a guy who could gleek at will.

Personally, I can gleek only occasionally and involuntarily when I yawn.

ETA: Well whadda ya know. Wikipedia agrees with me. Spitting - Wikipedia

Most of my friends in 7th grade called it gleeking, although one friend called it “cobra.” I could never do it, and was insanely jealous of those who could.

One day during a test in 9th grade I figured it out, but, alas, it was no longer cool; most people consider it pretty gross.

My students now are fascinated by it. (sigh…I’ve become one of those teachers…)

One thing I just now realized (after doing it repeatedly) is that I make it shoot out of the right front salivary gland; I’m incapable of having it shoot out the left.

One of my kids can do that. I think he’s part gecko.

We called it “glanding” back in junior high and high school. Cool talent in the library… :smiley:

Ooh, me too! One of my friends taught me in high school. I’d practice in my car. High school boys are gross.

An earlier thread on this

To paraphrase Mark Twain: “As an amusement, it is too fleeting; as an
occupation, it is too wearing; as a public exhibition, there is no
money in it.”

I don’t recall ever being able to do it on purpose, but it sometimes happens.

Ditto.

I can also vouch for gleeking being a pastime in elementary school.

I don’t seem to have the talent for it anymore, but most of us boys in, I guess 4th to 8th grade managed to learn when it was popular.

We all called it gleeking too in junior high. Everybody I knew could do it. Just scrape the tip of your tongue against your teeth and kind of thrust. I use it to wet my mouth when I’m thirsty and don’t have anything to drink. If you’re too thirsty (dehydrated) though, it won’t work.

I do it almost every time I yawn, but not on command. I’ve learned not to yawn at anything I don’t want to get spit on.

I would pay so much money to learn how to do this. Any takers?

Is anyone else finding this thread is making their mouth water?

No? Just me?

How much money is “so”? It is teachable.

Yup, me too.