How will I keep a straight face during roll call?

Drs. Toothaker and Payne at UNMC College of Dentistry.
-mdf

You gotta wonder what people are thinking of when they name their children.
A friend of mine has told me some names he has come across in his job:
Female, pronounced Fee-MAH-lay. Brain sturgeon there, folks.
Mom=Linda, Dad= David. Children: Linvid, Dalin, Davda.
Or there’s the customary naming your kid after cars: Porsche, Mercedes, Audi, and (not kidding you) Chevrolet.


Oh my God, this thread is getting funnier by the minute.
A colleague once had a student whose last name was DeCunto.

By the way…Ms. Tampon of the OP did not show! I had to drop her and add someone else.

How disappointing.


Nice to “see” you again, dearest NCB. I was beginning to wonder where you were.

I know a guy named Bora Uçok. Gay guy, actually.

Mercifully, the last name is pronounced “u-chalk”.

He works as a motivational speaker.

Mercedes was a common Spanish name long before it was a car.

Some friends had a Dr. Beavers as their gynaecologist.

Had two remodels I was trying to close out before I go skiing. WoooHooo! WinterPark! I smoked Mary Jane! Yeah, baby. Save all the good threads for me.

:dubious: Peace. And long life.

I work as a telefundraiser, and for the past two days, the auto-dialer has connected me with the residence of a guy named Semen. I haven’t actually talked to Semen, but I’m bursting with anticipation!