King Koc
Bich
Hung Wei Lo
Dung Phuoc
Phuoc Yu
Wonderful Splendid Harris
Twat
Yur Majesty
Boogie
Precious
Ruru
Ruzzle
Libertine
So Hung
Jigger
Jonnifer
Sherlock Ho
Sin Li
King Nip
Bunly
Yuk
In Hee Her
Burgundy Bridges
Hung Duong
Ferrari
Jolly
Yesterday I met a toddler named Melonie.
I know a guy whose daughter is named Teerza.
Teerza Joy.
Yeah, you can’t make that kind of stuff up.
From work, I’ve seen:
Coca-Cola
K-A (pronounced Kadasha)
Pee-Wu
Clytemnestra
Sip
Syphlena
How about Hitler for mayor?
Linkie
K-A seems to be the new “Female” or “Orangejello and Lemonjello.”
buba-buba (of Zaire, in the 1800’s. but still!)
Phthisis.
Pandora.
I remember the pleasure of announcing to my boss that our Cambodian clients had arrived. “Patty, the Phuc family is here to see you!”
I know a woman named whose name is pronounced: Oh Snot Penis
(fortunately she has never travelled to an English-speaking country).
Was she Israeli? “Osnat” is a (rather uncommon) Hebrew name.
Lukcy Charmz. I sorted her mail, trust me, it’s real.
I deliver mail to Choice Beaver. Every day.
It’s not a stage name either (my first guess!)
And she’s a senior citizen.
I recently encountered a little girl (on paper anyway) named Farrahday.
May favorite common Thai name, hands down, is Therdsak. Farangs (Westerners) not quite attuned to Thai pronunciations always say it as “Turd Sack.” It’s actually pronounced more like “Turd Sock,” which is almost as bad. I knew one farang over here who was accepting employment applications from Thais and really, really wanted to hire one Therdsak who applied just so he could call him “Turd” all the time. But Alas! He was not very qualified for the job.
And then we have all of those ladies named Porn, although in reality it’s pronounced “Pawn.” There’s Porn on its own. But the common Supaporn sounds very close to “Super Porn.” And then there’s Pornthip, which conjures up all sorts of images.
I skimmed over the list the first time and missed this… please tell me the first name is pronounced ‘fewok’ or something.
Someone I know went to school with a Pornsack. Porn in a sack. A sack o’ porn. 
There’s an Outhouse family in our parts. One is a sheriff. It might be pronounced “Oh-TOO-sy”.
AFAIK, it’s pretty darn close to F***. Could be wrong, though.
“Bich” is actually pronounced more like “Bake,” FYI.
I remember the day I made an appt for a nice, married lady named Pornphan. I thought I was mishearing. Nope.
The little girl at the pool the other month was named Jersey. Quite ugly especially if you live in NJ. Mommy mush brain kept yelling out the name at the top of her lungs as if she expected to be complimented on it.
Mystical Terry. Young girl in her twenties. Not sure on the spelling because we only heard it announced.
