Not with a bang, but a whimper.
Remind’s me of the golddiggers’ mantra: Not with a whim, but a banker.
Ahem, “Reminds”…no apostrophe.
The hell’s wrong with me? :smack: 
I’d like to say porn.
But I’m gonna have to go with overdose/suicide. 
Her life is hers to do anything she wants to with. Unfortunately, she doesn’t seem to know that. Eventually, she will either realize it, or run out of money and be abandoned to learn it the hard way.
All joyous criticism aside, the woman has talent, ability, and money. She could be many things, or nothing. I happen to think being a good mother, and not letting anyone but her kids hear her sing for a decade would serve her well.
Or, she could marry Danny Bonaduci, and produce “Reality Stars, the Comeback.”
Tris
Good God, don’t give the programmers at VH-1 ideas!
(PS–My guess. She’ll be like Zsa Zsa Gabor. In 2050 people will still know who she is even though they can’t quite remember how she got famous in the first place.)
She will get well, she will get healthy, she will find some peace with herself and she will make a comeback which, while probably not as commercially successful, will earn her at least a little credibility with the serious music press.
As stories must when love’s denied: with tears and a journey.
I’d have a ton of sympathy if she didn’t make her kids the last priority in her life. She can’t even get it together to attend custody hearings. I’ve known people like that IRL, and it’s sad, but for the kids, not the parents. I’m told that she has resentment towards her own parents. Seems to me that the best way to stick it to them would be to get totally involved with Sean and Jaden, the way they didn’t with her. But she’d rather drive around preening for the photographers. So, no sympathy.
“A puppet show?!”
I’ve heard her parents completely forced her into performing from a young age and kept her performing until she eventually cracked under the pressure and that the “Britney saga” is all their fault.
I’ve heard other people say that the only people that actually seem to care about Britney’s wellbeing in all of this are her parents and her sister.
Does anyone know what the straight dope is?
It will end in tears.
And vomit. And injections of strong chemicals. And in rubber restraints.
I really hope…
Brittney buys a ranch in Wyoming where she becomes a recluse for several years with a small staff. Eventually, rumors start coming out of the small town that Brittney has been seen in the grocery store, or loading the pickup at the feed store - but for the most part no one cares to watch a former celebrity load a pickup truck with horse feed. After a few more years, she occationally makes appearences for a slightly out of touch cause which she speaks passionately about - like Bridget Bardot, but never performs again.