So we saw Trump fly his plane and enter the convention hallduring Cruz’s speech. Trump’s a master sensationalist and an attention whore bar none. I can’t imagine him remaining silent during the DNC — what will he do to try to steal the spotlight or grab headlines?
I wouldn’t be surprised if he schedules a speech at the same time.
Glasses of Chardonnay quiver as the attendees begin to hear the pneumatic whine and stomp of Trump’s robotic exoskeleton.
Release his and Ivanka’s sex tape.
Fly over in the Trump-Copter and dump a million dollars on Bernie Babies.
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I’m sure he’ll have some devastating tweets, the BEST tweets ever tweeted, mind you.
Yuuge tweets. Yuuger than 140 characters!
He can do that, you know. He made the best deal with Twitter.
Maybe he’ll finally get around to shooting someone on 5th Avenue.
Or he could release his tax returns.
Bare chested equestrian photo shoots?
Please Crotalus, Smapti’s idea may have slightly stretched plausibility but you’re way out in la la land.
Announce that he will offer Sanders a cabinet position, maybe Secretary of Health and Human Services.
Hillary gave him effective control of the DNC. Why would he want HHS with a platform like that?
Well, I guess the answer to this was: Openly invite Russia to conduct cyberattacks and espionage against the United States.
Wouldn’t have guessed that one.
Me neither. But I think Hillary will take that kind of upstaging.
Somewhere, Biden is frantically revising tonight’s speech.
Biden, and Obama (he’s tonight, right?), and Tim Kaine (ditto?)…