how would Cecil fare on Jeapordy?

One the one hand, he seems to know quite a bit.

On the other, he’s really slow about responding to people…

What other two people would be a good match?

Ben Stein.

Cecil in the far left, Marilyn Vos Savant in the middle and Ann’n’Abby on the far right.

Just to show the world. :smiley:

Probably not very well as I have it on good authority he is just a brain in a jar with a bunch of wires and stuff coming out of it.

He would explode when the camera took a picture of him.

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He would grab Alex Trebeck by the neck and throttle him, causing a layer of nervous perspiration to cover the Jeopardy host’s face.

Cecil would then dunk Trebeck’s face into a vat of molten lead, demonstrating the Leidenfrost effect.

Thanks, Alex. Let’s go with Dyslexic vB Coding for $400

“What other two people would be a good match?”

I can only think of one person right now.

Lola.

Trust me when I tell you that she is as smart as she is beautiful.

Are there any other Dopers out there that could meet this challenge?