“Listen, I was talking to a buddy of mine and he was saying that he went down to the DMV and they told him he had an outstanding warrant for a DUI. Guy wanted to know what he should do about it. ‘Heck if I know, turn yourself in?’ I told him, but then I was thinking that you work with DUIs and thought you might have better advice.”
If you’re talking about how you ask on a message board, then what do you care? It’s a bunch of strangers anyway who most of the time we don’t know what we’re talking about, so if someone thinks that your left testicle hangs too low and looks inflamed when in reality, it’s perfectly fine, then what does it matter?