I think it was just the caftan…pics
Hehe, thats allright then. I guess I’m a little bjemused.
slaps head
Bloody hell!!! I don’t think I want her to marry me anymore.
Now I believe that she bit Miller’s sister.
Not so much anymore, but in the past I would liked to have pjorked her.
…From the pictures linked to, my one word for this woman is variable. No, really. She can go from “ethereal beauty” to “OMGWTF”, from “generic anime elf” to “the villainess from Chinese Ghost Story”, merely on the basis of a few outfits and some outrageous makeup.
Bjork’s vocals:
Melodious Puberty.
Is this a Bjoke? 
An inflatable troll love doll.
Kind of a combination of Kate Bush, Cindi Lauper, Yoko Ono, and an Ewok.
How would you describe Bjork?
A total djork…
Based on this, she’s also a total bjerk.