How would you punish Osama bin Laden?

Jeez, I leave the board for a little while and all hell breaks loose.

To Ilsa_Lund:

You (and many others) are overlooking a few simple logical points involving the WMDs (or lack thereof) in Iraq. GWB believed that Saddam had WMDs because everyone else believed it, including the French, the British, and the Russians. Those who opposed the war believed it, too. “Do not invade Iraq,” they warned, “Our troops will be met with a hellish barrage of chemical and bacterial weapons.” At one time Saddam definitely had WMDs and he definitely used them against human targets (most memorably, about 5000 Kurds). There was no logical reason not to believe he had WMDs, especially since he persisted in playing a coy (not to say insane) cat ‘n’ mouse game with the inspectors. More to the point, why would GWB (or anyone sympathetic to him) falsify intelligence and lie about the existence of WMDs knowing for a fact that once we got inside Iraq and found no WMDs the political backlash would be terrible? It makes no sense at all.

As I understand it, the French government is perplexed because GWB did not simply plant some WMDs in Irag and say, “There ya go. Case closed.” That certainly says something about the French.

As for my personal qualities…

May I suggest that you were somewhat shrill, Ilsa_Lund. If you knew me in person, you would know that I am no coward. In fact, given the proper circumstances, the odds are good that I would give up my own life to save yours, in spite of the fact that you seem to regard me as a particularly repulsive human being.

On second thought, maybe I wouldn’t do it for you, but I would certainly do it for your children.

All I suggested was that, in a situation in which the lives of thousands hung in the balance, I would be willing to apply a little “strenuous persuasion” to a bad guy in order to get life-saving information. I stated quite plainly that I would use a modest, relatively bloodless method to do this. Never did I offer up anything like your laundry list of gruesome tortures, which, I feel bound to point out, you delineated with almost ghoulish enthusiasm (I was impressed, but perhaps not in the way you intended).

In any event, I would never suggest that you should torture anyone. If that sort of thing is beneath you, by all means, maintain your moral high ground. You have my blessing. Seriously.

Just accept the fact that, during the long struggle ahead, somebody on our side is going to have to do something nasty sometime to someone. It cannot be avoided.

When did we become so squeamish about this? In *To Have and Have Not * (1945) the audience is invited to cheer as Humphrey Bogart pistol-whips a couple of tied-up Nazi goons in order to find out where they are holding his old buddy. It is certainly brutal, but most of the red-blooded men I know would do it in a heartbeat to save a friend.

The American people instinctively understand this sort of thing and its limitations. To recall another presidential campaign, Michael Dukakis fatally wounded himself when he responded to a question from Bernie Shaw regarding the hypothetical rape and murder of Mrs. Dukakis. Shaw asked: “Would you recommend the death penalty for the person who killed your wife?” Dukakis responded with a lame defense of his anti-death-penalty position which seemed to indicate that he wouldn’t care one way or the other if his wife was brutalized.

My father and I were watching that debate. I was taken aback by Dukakis’s answer and my father was dumb-founded. “My God,” he said, “Can he really be that cold?”

All Dukakis had to say was, “Bernie, I will always oppose the death penalty on principle. But in a case like that, I would take a baseball bat and personally beat the living shit out of the bastard who killed my wife.”

The American people would have understood and approved. He might even have won the election.

I call bullshit, on this. People can be punished for the crimes they commit, without dragging down innocent people (e.g. victims who may want revenge) along the way.

What kind of information do you think you would get out of these terrorists, through means of torture, anyway? If these people are willing to die (read: strap explosives to themselves, etc.), I hardly think you will be able to do anything to them that will “make them talk”. I’m still not convinced that the torture wouldn’t just be fulfilling a sick fantasy of revenge.

Your dad should get a load of your “straw-in-the-sinus-cavity” story.

As several posters have already pointed out, information acquired through means of torture will often prove to be false. You need to understand this:

If someone is being tortured to the point where they will say anything to to stop being tortured, there’s nothing stopping them from saying “The color of the sky is radio!”, or some other ridiculous statement.

Since you can’t really rely on information provided by someone undergoing torture (for the above reason), your argument falls apart. And all that’s left is the ugly, inhuman fact that you’ve stooped to “their” level.
LilShieste

I’ve seen many arguments on this board regarding the usefulness of torture in extracting information urgently in last-ditch hypothetical situations such as that posed by Roseworm earlier

Doesn’t ANYONE have the Straight Dope on this? It seems to come up remarkably often, but does anyone who would actually have some degree of expertise on the psychology and physical reality of such a situation post on the board and put us out of the collective misery of yet another “You’d do whatever it takes” vs “It wouldn’t work anyway–they’d just say random shit” ‘debate’ on this subject.
Also: Priceguy, maybe I’m being whooshed I’ll give you that, but when Roseworm referred to ‘911 x 2’ they sure weren’t talking about arithmetic.

These evil deeds by evildoers become the responsibility of the US for what reason? It seems that every time the US gets involved in East Buttcrack, other nations bitch. Fine. Next time, we’ll stay out, and let the French and Germans fix the problem.

I’ve got a major problem with dumping people, intelligence, and money into situations that we didn’t create. It sounds hard, but fuck em. Capital F.

Who else is part of this ‘free world’ of which you speak? What is their part of the check, much less the tip? Sorry, but I’m not happy to buy breakfast for someone who pisses on my leg outside the diner.

I would suggest a slight modification on a tried and true technique.

Take him out into west Texas and stake him out, stark naked, next to a large fireant hill. Instead of pouring honey on him, pour pork fat on him (preferably fresh out of the skillet). Poke a stick into the anthill.

Record for posterity, from a variety of angles.

Can you, for the sake of argument, tell us how this terrorist has fallen into my hands and, also for the sake of argument, how I know he a terrorist?

I don’t have the straight dope but I imagine if they know the answer – and especially if they know the information they give can be verified – they will cough it up.

If they don’t know the answer, or think they could get away with giving false information, then the are likely to say whatever they think will put a stop to the torture.

Exactly right. And how would anyone know the difference?

Humanitarianism.

Well, my guess is other nations bitch because they think we’re acting in our own self interest rather than in the interest of the populace of the country in question. In a scenario like I’m talking about this would not be a problem.

You might as well say next time let the U.N. fix the problem. Guess what? No fix!

Well, fire departments don’t create the fires they fight either. The idea is to remedy the dangerous or harmful situation that exists.

Well, bearing in mind I’m talking about an imaginary scenario here, I would say primarily any democratically governed country.

Well, as I said, I think much of this kind of thing would be minimized if the action being taken weren’t being perceived as to the benefit of one particular country or group of countries, but rather for the benefit of the populace of the country in question.

I would imagine it would become apparent once the information were acted upon. Let’s say you have captured a terrorist involved in the kidnapping and immenent beheading of an innocent civilian, the other terrorists don’t yet know of his capture, and time is of the essense. If he knows where the victim is hidden and spills the beans, so much the better. There’s a good chance he or she could be rescued. If he doesn’t know the answer and gives a false one instead, that would become apparent as soon as the false location were surveilled or raided.

Or, let’s say some guy has gone berserk and vanished with his children. He contacts his wife and says he has them hidden away in a cabin in the woods and that he will kill them if she doesn’t agree to take him back. The cops monitor the call and capture the guy but he refuses to divulge the whereabouts of the children. He is subjected to torture in order to find out where the children are. Obviously, if he tells the police they are somewhere they aren’t, the police will know once they get there. Further, he’ll know that they’ll only come back and torture him even more cruelly the next time, and they’ll be even more skeptical and likely to keep him under stress until they can confirm what he’s told them, so he’ll have even less incentive to lie than just putting a stop to the immediate torture.

Frankly, under certain circumstances, I would be in favor of the use of torture here in the U.S. under such circumstances if it were properly applied and monitored, like the use of wire-tapping or some other sort of investigative technique that would require getting a judge’s order first.

Whence comes the invasion that will, through arms, liberate me and my populace from the amoral scourge that is George Bush the Lesses? And am I to be grateful when they arrive and have completed the job? I assure you, I would not be.

It seems to me that imposing a political system on a population is the very antithesis of freedom. Proposing to impose a quality/property [on a nation] that is as vague and amorphous as “freedom” strikes me as the most meaningless of soundbites.

Can anyone give me an example of a country that has had democracy and “freedom” successfully imposed upon it? Roseworm? Starving Artist?

Bueller?

And to think, people get away with suggesting that only progressives and liberals live in ivory towers. :rolleyes:

To Have And Have Not came out in 1944.

So there is a brutal animal lurking in all of us. That’s why we have, like, you know, laws and things to keep us from going apeshit all over people who piss us off, or who we (often mistakenly) believe to be guilty of something.

I’d love to see Osama Bin Ladin tried for murder by a duly constituted Islamic Court and sentenced to death. Maybe a few chants of “Allah Akbar” by the executioners added in for good measure. While I tend to oppose the death penalty, in this particular case it would set quite the example. It would send the message to all potential islamic terrorists that their own religion has zero tolerance for this kind of shit, and the “martyr” factor would be minimalized because it wasn’t a bunch of American Imperialistic Great Satans who did him in, it was his own fellow muslims.

We have captured a terrorist, huh? Again, how do we know this?

Suppose, for the sake of argument, that you apprehend someone you believe is terrorist. And you torture him to find out the information. And he talks.

But it turns out that he wasn’t really a terrorist, and what he told was unmitigated bullshit.

How long before the stain of what you have done eats away at your soul? What would torturing an innocent man do to you? Remember, you don’t get any points for good intentions, because the road to hell is paved with them…

To Starving Artist:

It looks like it is just you and me versus the Board. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for your support. This thread has been very intense and nerve-wracking from the point of view of a lonely newbie. I want you to know that I support your posts as well and I intend to back up some of your own arguments. Unfortunately, I am very tired and must retire for the evening. I wish you the best. Do not give up the fight; I will return with renewed energy and fierce purpose.

Are you having a bad night, kaylasdad? You’re usually better than this. My comments are in regard to regimes that are not democratically elected and answerable to the people they govern. Need I point out that this is not the case in the U.S.?

Do you honestly mean to say you think greater freedom for the populace lies in allowing a sadistic, murderous and oppressive regime to remain in power than to “impose” democracy upon it?

I’m not proposing that “freedom” be imposed. I’m proposing that democracy be imposed. Like I said, I know of no democratically governed country that has been overthrown by the will of its populace.

Isn’t this a rather specious challenge? Can you give me an example of a country in which it’s been tried? The only one I know of is Iraq and it’ll be years before the tale is told there. I will say that if it can succeed in a place as complex as Iraq, it likely will likely succeed anywhere.

I don’t think I recall ever hearing anyone say only progressives and liberals live in ivory towers. But be that as it may, I will remind you that the things I’ve been saying are only ruminations on my part. I don’t seriously expect anything like them to occur for many, many years, if ever at all.

:rolleyes: your own self. I know it’s getting close to the election and we’re all a little on edge, but lighten up…this isn’t like you.

To convince us all that torturing people is a noble and American course of action when confronted with obstinate prisoners? Fuck you.

Hey, no problem. Glad to have you here. We poor, lonely conservatives here on this board need all the help we can get.

You may be a newbie but you certainly don’t appear to be new at standing up for yourself or calmly and rationally responding to irrational vitriol. Good on ya! (No, I’m not Australian, I just picked that up from a couple of Aussies who post here.)

But don’t despair. You’ll almost always be outnumbered but some of those who will be in on the outnumbering are some pretty fine people. Time will reveal which is which, but in this very thread I would point out Mangetout, Diogenes (believe it or not), Left Hand of Dorkness, spooje, clairobscur, lissa, Bosda, and World Eater as examples. We disagree frequently, but you’ll find they are fine people.

(Disclaimer: I’m sure there are many other fine people posting to this thread as well. The names I mentioned are just those with whom I’ve become familiar enough with to say so out loud.) :smiley:

But, be that as it may, you’ll find that most often you’ll just have to content yourself with making your point and moving on. You’ll rarely win in discussions like this because this board lists heavily to port and you’ll find yourself vastly outnumbered and eventually unable to rebut or refute all the posts flung at you.

Still, this doesn’t stop some of us from trying. I myself have been trying to post less because I can easily find myself devoting far too much time to this thread or that thread or some combination of threads.

But in closing, I hope you stick around. Your posts show you to be the kind of poster we need around here. Just because you’re outnumbered, it doesn’t mean you’re wrong.

(Any wagers on how long until that last line generates something snide? Not long, I’ll bet.) :wink:

I think it is telling that one of the more reasonable and well-spoken Bush supporters on this board suggests implementing a system of state sponsored torture in America.

Ignoring for a second the sheer inhumanity of such a torture program, it shows an incredible blind trust in government. I mean, if you think government can be trusted with the right to torture its citizens, then what can’t they be trusted with? Anything? And if the government can be trusted with the right to torture its people, how can you not believe anything it tells you? It must be telling the truth, or lying must be the right thing to do. Certainly, the thought that the government could abuse its power must never cross the mind.

And, looking over his example, I see that he supports torture even before a trial. I guess the government is so infallible that they don’t even need trials. Oh man, I hope I am being whooshed here.

I suppose you’re free to believe that the regime of George Bush the Lesses was democratically elected (not to my memory) and is answerable to the people they govern (the evidence of my own observation tends to suggest otherwise. I would dearly love to learn that my observations were flawed come November 3).

I’m not going to rise to the bait of an either/or fallacy such as that.

No, you didn’t use the term “impose freedom.” But Roseworm did, and I did try to make it clear that I was crafting my post in response to him as well as to you.

I’m not historian enough to name a country where it has been tried. I like to think nobody’s been daft enough (until now) to not realize that imposing a new system of governance on a “benighted” populace never works.

Pre-empt: I concede that my statement above is the first use of the word “benighted.” I do not insist that either Roseworm or Starving Artist regards the Iraqis as such.

Two things:

  1. The ivory towers thing was me lightening up (it was also directed at least as much at Roseworm as at you).

  2. Entirely due to my own mistakes, my bed (rather, the charred remnant thereof) is now resting in the dumpster behind my apartment. There were no injuries, serious or otherwise, in the incident; however, the apartment still reeks of smoke, and kaylasmom is still shook up over the close call, as well as angry at her husband (me).

I do thank you for your solicitude, Starving Artist. I suppose it all goes to demonstrate that there are worse misfortunes that can befall one than to have George Bush the Lesses in the Oval Office.

One can have George Bush the Lesses in the Oval Office, and have to sleep on the floor. :smiley: