How would *you* use Peon Tablets?

In the lab, Reptilase is the brand name for a product derived from snake venom. We use it in coagulation testing. Wonder what theirs is?

And I usually feel like a peon, so maybe I could use those tablets…

Well, on IRC, a peon is someone with no special channel operator privileges. And a tablet sounds like a kind of small table. So at Thanksgiving dinner, all the operators eat at the Grownup Table, and the peons eat at the Peon Tablet.