How would you use your super power?

In honor of the recent rash of superpower threads, I must ask: If you discovered you had a superpower, how would you use it:

  1. for good (like most comic book heroes)
  2. for evil (like most comic book villains (hiss, hiss))
  3. for personal gain only
  4. some mix of 1, 2, & 3
  5. not at all
    Also, how long do you think you could you hide your superpower(s) before being found out? Flying would be difficult, as would superspeed (ala the Flash). X-ray vision and telepathy would probably be easier.

“SPOOOOOON!”

For evil of course.

My number two pencil superpower? Why, I’d use my number two pencils for Machiavellian use only.
Curvebreaking Kid A: “Oh no…Scantron multiple choice test! I need a number two pencil!”
Zoggie: “Why certainly.” ::takes one out and gives Kid A a pencil wound:: “Now you’ve got a paper cut! You’ve got to go to the nurse! You can’t take the test! You forfeit!” ::laughs a la Sideshow Bob::

And my stuffed animal one? Well, i’d keep them on the bed so that I could torture them.

Most of them I can keep a lid on…I think.

I think a mix of 1 & 3. I mean come on, what is the use of x-ray vision if you wont look through women’s clothing?

To save time.
Fly to work, if I was late, reverse time a little.
Stuff like that, I suppose.
Fight crime? I’m not much of a fighter.