“many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?”
“7”
“no Dad, its a Rhetorical question”
“Rhetorical eh? ok, 8”
John Larrigan
“82.35% of all statistics are made up on the spot”–Vic Reeves
many chucks would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
“You both can suck my used tampons, you goat-raping, rat-stuffing inbred sons of a syphillitic gutterslut and a one-eyed midget named “Klaus”.”
–NTG
Actually, Cecil covered this. Indians did kind of greet people in this manner, but only a few tribes, and there were variations on it.
I tried to find it in the search engine, but to no avail…
Yer pal,
Satan
…low can you go?
Shadowfox
“Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.” - Procrastinator’s motto.
You figure it out.
Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.
FM. Just talk to it nicely.
Letting my inner child run loose and break things.
…about a nice Hawaiian Punch?
'bout dem Rams?
…did my underwear wind up in the mailbox?
If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors.
…do you mend a broken heart?
do you do that voodoo that you do?
Any way you want
long is it
Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. - Isaac Jaffee (new quote)
do you want to date Mich…aw forget it…it was old like 3 posts ago!
-Frankie
“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”
-Bad Religion
is my driving? Call (214)555-3825.
If I was discussing Lucy Lawless but I wrote Lucy Topless, would that be a Freudian typo?
long has this been going on?
Catrandom
…do you want your steak?
. . . many times have I told you that we drive in the parkway and park in the driveway!
The odds that the bread will fall butter side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Old joke #642:
…And the Indian says, “Scrambled.”
Plunging like stones from a slingshot on Mars.