Rename him Heisenberg.
THIS would make sense. He really IS in two spots at the same time! Or 12. 
Update on SIL. The tumor is the size of a golf ball for what that’s worth. Today is a day for runnin’ more tests but I said that already didn’t I. The surgery tomorrow is expected to last at least three hours. I’m kinda torn between goin’ up and bein’ there and waitin’ a couple more days. Honestly, outside of moral support for bro, I can’t imagine what my presence there tomorrow will do. I know my nieces (bro’s two kids, well, waaaaaaay grown kids bein’ as they are 41 and 39 years old), mom and Frank (mom’s husband, aka my new daddy. That cracks him up!) will be there. Sis and my other bro are kinda like me in bein’ torn between goin’ and waitin’ a couple of days. Of course if older bro said he wanted us there we’d be there but if I know him, he’d rather us wait a couple of days until things settle down.
Well, that was rambly. Good thing this is the place to get all rambly. 
This will be an unusual day today.
In no particular order, I have a webinar training session, (ick) need to go out and vote, need to go to the doc and get needles poked into my spine (double ick!) go to the pharmacy (best done before the needles) and attend a teleconference for a charity event we’re organizing.
I think the event planing should be the high point of the day, and the needles will be the worst, even if sedation is involved.
Ick and double ick indeed gotti! I have a teleconference call this afternoon. Ick!
It’s a walk in the park.
If you mean Battery Park during Sandy, I agree 
<crosses legs the other way for SIL>
Apparently when someone in this house hears “Morning appointments are between 9 and 12” he takes that to mean “The crew will be there at 9.” I called the stove place and learned the truth, so they won’t be late for another hour anna half. Meanwhile, the young ‘un are chain-sawin’ our ugly cedar hedge. They’re slow, but we’re in no hurry and I’m already glad for the ugly that’s cleared away!
Back to puzzles and other time-killin’.
I wouldn’t even describe it as uncomfortable.
In MD, cuz I’ve been there 2 years now. Oddly enough, all of the political robocalls I got this year were for NC pol parties. :dubious: :rolleyes:
Stove place just called - they’re on their way! YAY!!
We got a lot of mailings for our ex-SIL - apparently he registered Republican. One card was a sample ballot telling him how he should vote. My spousal unit is registered Dem, and he didn’t get a mailing like that. I’m unaffiliated, so no one has me on their radar, and thanks to CallerID, I didn’t answer a single campaign phone call!
So, when will the campaigning for 2016 begin?? :eek:
Remember to vote vote vote like a baby stoat! I voted last week because the voting place is right next to a good lunch place.
I had a give a 5 minute presentation to the medical executive staff this morning. I did not get the intro I asked for (I got a "you’re on, peedin), the computer wouldn’t work and I dropped all my handouts on the floor. The president of the hospital looked at me like I have 2 heads. I think I will eat a hamburger and fries (or chips) for lunch since I feel like a fool. Then I’ll wonder why I didn’t lose weight.
Bobbio, I just realized something. -You were where Sandy was. -You are now in Sandy Eggo -You caused panic attacks on the plane
Now I seriously AM going to watch the news! Especially for anything to do with sand. :eek:
{{{{}}}} for everybody!
I had my own private water aerobics session this morning. It turns out that Early Bird aerobics are only on Monday and Thursday. :smack: I didn’t actually mind, though. I honestly probably got a better workout doing my own thing.
Oh, and I was entertained as well! While I was walking back and forth in the pool some woman went into the hot tub. She was wearing a bathing suit and a green facial mask with cotton around the top of her face. This is what she reminded me of. 
Then when I was walking to the showers, there she was naked as can be (clean faced) walking toward me with her towel over her shoulder. And she continued the rest of her grooming routine sans attire. (Yes, I know some people are more, uh, free than others, but generally not in this particular locker room.)
After all that I went to the hardware store and to my old elementary school to vote.
I thought I was safe. The phone showed a local number but “unknown name” - I thought it might be the stove guys calling en route. Nope - it was a political robo-call! Too late, skippy - I didn’t intend to vote for you anyway!!! 
StickyBuns you vote at a hardware store and and elementary school? Or is it a combo hardware store/elementary school? That would be so cool!
I went to the job thingy, and it turned out they were massively oversubscribed- way more people showed than they could deal with, so I got turned away, even though I did put proper clothes on.
Oh well, that’s that decided then!
I didn’t know baby stoats were allowed to vote in the US. I learn something new every day!
Had to go walk into town in order to get spurned, so took the opportunity to start wandering aimlessly looking for Christmas presents, found about 100 things suitable for my mother, 400 suitable for my housemate, 50 perfect for my ex (who I’m not even looking for a present for, but ye gods was he easy to buy for), and nothing for anyone else. Typical.
:eek:!! Time flies when you’re (I’m) having fun! My mind somehow had you in MD for less than a year.
Whoever ends up giving the Concession Speech will probably be campaigning for 2016 already – for his party if not for himself…
Real campaigning to start in earnest Nov. 7. That’s tomorrow. :smack: :rolleyes:
You misspelled “because,” I daresay
Continued good thoughts going out for your SIL, Swampy
Well, I didn’t vote! So there!
There aren’t any elections going on here…
about Autolycus
Assorted hugs, boos, chocolate and beer as needed