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[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

Not one, but two statues of the Incredible Hulk have been stolen!

Police hunt for The Hulk

LOWELL – Police are on the lookout for an eight-foot man with ripped abs, bulging biceps and a ferocious look frozen on his green face. He disappeared from the front of Showcase Cinema on Reiss Avenue early Tuesday.

He was last seen wearing purple pants and nothing else.

http://www.idahostatesman.com/235/story/421658.html

If the 7-foot-tall Hulk stolen from the parking lot of Boise comic book store Outpost 12 was real, the thieves who took him Thursday night would be in deep, deep trouble.

ZOINKS! JINKIES! Looks like we’ve got another mystery on our hands, guys!

Will Hulk be found easier than a wallet’s owner?

Stay tuned!

[whiterabbit]

I saw this on the news this morning – two out of the three main networks I get are out of Boise.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@whiterabbit

I saw this on the news this morning – two out of the three main networks I get are out of Boise.

How sad for you.

[B.Serum]

Puny humans always hunting Hulk! Hulk just want to be left alone!

[Sunspace]

Hulk go to visit Og! Hulk learn smash from Og! Og smash. Og teach Hulk smash. Og happy. Hulk happy. Hulk make movie. Hulk rich. Hulk go home, see She-Hulk, buy condo, have kids.

[whiterabbit]

I figured it was a slow news day.

Now if I could only say funny stuff about it.

[Leaper]

@Sunspace

Hulk go home, see She-Hulk, buy condo, have kids.

Ewwww. They’re COUSINS!

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@Sunspace

Hulk go home, see She-Hulk, buy condo, have kids.

@Leaper

Ewwww. They’re COUSINS!

S’OK–they live in West Virginia.

[Count_Blucher]

Well one Hulk was this close to discovering a gamma-cure for cancer and then the other was just one step away from creating gamma-replenishable car fuel.

Til you meddling kids tipped off the army.

Now Bill Bixby is hitch-hiking again… sniff

[muldoonthief]

Damn, I work across the street from the theater in Lowell. It was a freakin’ huge Hulk statue - I remember admiring it while I was going to see Iron Man.

[Count_Blucher]

@muldoonthief

Damn, I work across the street from the theater in Lowell. It was a freakin’ huge Hulk statue - I remember admiring it while I was going to see Iron Man.

Was it Hulkbuster Ironman?