Humorous signs and warnings

The Presbyterians didn’t exactly come off well there.

Personally, if it doesn’t have dogs (cats, etc.), it’s not Heaven.

Testify! :smile:

And rocks! Don’t forget about the rocks! How can there be a heaven without them?

Definitely. There are only two photographs there, with all of the text being edited. Look at the tree branch hanging down to the left of the Catholic sign, and the cropping is exactly the same.

And then there was the ubiquitous sticker “Don’t laugh – it’s paid for”, which was often seen on both junkers and luxury vehicles, preempting the viewer from either disparaging either the car itself or the putative loan they must have on it, depending on which type it was put on.

Likely they’re from an online funny church sign generator. They provide a blank sign and you type in your own jokes.

::Maxwell Smart voice:: The old Online Funny Church Sign Generator trick. Second time this month. ::MSv::

When I was in Japan 25 years ago, I saw a car a half block that displayed the letters M U in large letters on the rear. When I got closer, I realized that what it actually said was “Mysterious Utility”. Still trying to figure that out.

Have any rocks actually died that we know of ?
And how would we know ?

Are you saying I am wearing rock corpses on my ears? Ewwww!

No, i’m saying/asking … how do you know they’re dead ?!

That actually was the name of the vehicle. I worked with a guy that had the American version (Isuzu Amigo) but he wanted to get the MU badges and decals, because “Mysterious Utility” is a way cooler name than “Amigo”. It’s “terribly mysterious”, actually.

In LA I saw a (privately owned) stretch limo with the bumper sticker “Yes, I AM a movie star”. Someone obviously didn’t take themselves too seriously.

OR someone stuck that on there, and the driver never noticed. That’s something I want to do in my retirement.

My kid’s suggestion is to find Needlessly Sporty Cars and slap this on:

Why, yes, I am compensating.

The politer you are, the cheaper your coffee.

My brother the Army vet had one of those on his '49 Jeep Pickup. His other car was a Porsche – a 924 – until he hurt his back and couldn’t get that low anymore.

Covered nicely in the Twilight Zone episode The Hunt (The Twilight Zone) - Wikipedia
wherein the Devil tries to convince newly-dead protagonist to come with him–without his dog–but is refused because “it can’t be Heaven if there’s no dogs allowed.”

That’s about the same time period I first encountered the Estima Emina (try saying that five times fast!)

They have a tin sign version.

Isn’t it US Hwy 75?

Huh, shades of the ancient Indian epic Mahabharata: