Yeess.
Thank you for this thread. I’ve been saving these for years.
Whereupon it shows What did we just tell you??
Saw this bumper sticker years ago, apparently belonging to a woman. Still makes me grin.
51% Sweetheart, 49% Bitch.
Don’t push it.
Years ago I saw a sign at an embassy entry door that said
**BADGE REQUIRED**
TO BE VISIBLE BEYOND THIS POINT
I asked the Marine guard if I would be invisible without my badge. He didn’t get it.
Do fictional signs count?
In the video game Portal, the designers spent a lot of time designing a cool implosion effect, to trigger when the player sabotaged some piece of plot-relevant equipment. Problem was, in playtesting, players would just press the button to trigger the implosion, the immediately turn around and leave, missing the really cool implosion animation they’d worked so hard on.
Their solution?
Hm, apparently I was one of those, because I don’t even remember what piece of equipment was imploded.
Now that would actually be funny!
Just saw a bumper sticker this morning. Large letters: Student Driver, smaller letters beneath And screaming parent.
I found it amusing.
Not sure if this fits here, but I saw these two bumper stickers on the same car:
Thank you for not breeding
Save the planet, kill yourself
I was pondering a subscription to that guy’s newletter, but he drove like an ass.
^For a few years I had a bumper sticker that read, Stupid People Shouldn’t Breed.
It was kind of a shame, because the people it was directed at didn’t understand. So many times I’d be walking to my car and there’d be someone reading it, their lips moving and a puzzled expression on their face.
One of my favorites was when I was walking into an office building with a large revolving door. It wasn’t in service at the moment and the repair guy working on it was wearing a shirt that said “Please Use Other Door” on the back.
Relative to staying four dancing penguins away from each other, wouldn’t that be 8 feet apart?
Saw this one on a bumper sticker in Arizona…
My girlfriend got a hand massager. It’s like a giant glove that squeezes and heats her whole hand. It came with a whole list of rules.
Rule 1: Do not use if you are drunk.
Among the warning labels stuck to the dashboard of the school buses belonging to a former employer:
“Failure to maintain vision in direction of travel may result in injury or death.”
Yes, the buses, driven only by people trained and specially licensed for school buses, had a warning label reminding drivers to watch where they’re going.