Yes, but in Russia, home decorates you.
No, I don’t know what the means, either. Ask Yakov Smirnoff. 
I was in a public restroom today, and noticed that someone had scrapped the “C” off of “Baby Changing Station.”
Sounds like a postcard sent by the ex-husband of the woman now driving his Porsche Boxter, illustrated just above your post, while he licks his wounds on some Caribbean island!
Why, as a male, am I laughing about this? Because in my experience many guys who drive cars like that are assholes.
Or ask Gina Kadinsky, the Medical Examiner on The Brokenwood Mysteries. She’s my favorite TV Medical Examiner.
For years, Toronto bus and streetcar stops were designated by a thick red line, top and bottom, with a graphic of a bus or streetcar. Under that, with the word displayed vertically, black letters on a white background, was the word:
S
T
O
P
Somebody with a can of white paint came up with an idea, and it obviously caught on, as shortly after, and for years, the altered signs said:
S
T
U
D
No amount of cleaning the signs, or changing the signs out helped; they were just painted again, until the transit commission gave up. So, for years, Torontonians knew to catch the bus at the local “Bus Stud.”
Also a Jimmy Buffett song:
Does this fit here? Probably not.
But today we were behind a pickup truck that had a “Fuck Biden” sticker on the left side of the bumper. My husband noted that this left room for a “Suck Trump” sticker on the right. 
Me, too! She’s awesome. I hope there are more seasons coming.
My thinking went a different way… add 2 more stickers so it read:
Fuck Biden, Marry Harris, Kill [Your Most Disliked Politician]
I knew I liked you!! 
I’ve watched the whole series at least four times.
That’s the case at one of my local McDonald’s. I took a picture of it, but can’t find where I put it.
In the restroom stalls at work they have paper seat covers in a wall-mounted dispenser. The brand name on the dispenser is “Rest Assured”.
Someone covered up the “ured” part.
mmm
Of course, hot air hand dryers use to have “Press Butt” (on), “Rub hands under (w) arm” (air), and I just stumbled on this one:
Another:
In my opinion, it is too late. A tragedy has already occurred here.
I haven’t watched it that many times, but more than once!
Funny thing is that I started watching the premiere episode and noped out because the country music thing was annoying the heck out of me. So glad I went back! It deepened as it went on, plus it gave me what seemed like a more real view of NZ than I’d seen in other series.
What were the names of those bars? The Snake and Lion. The Frog and Cheetah. A little thing but always made me chuckle.
I like you, too!
For brilliant ideas from Trump, look in the toilet
I worked in Downtown Boston where the many Revolutionary War historic sites are/were linked for walking tourists by a line of red paint or red bricks along the sidewalks with labels every so often, FREEDOM TRAIL. One day I saw a street person dutifully covering, with small objects, the DOM and the R in TRAIL.
I’m not a country music fan, but it fit with MIke’s character. That and the dopey car he drives, which seems to be a New Zealand version of the Ford Falcon (of blessed memory).
Oh, that’s goooooood.