I am on day two of a five day fast. Why am I fasting? I dunno. You gotta mix things up, try new things, toughen yourself. It’s supposed to be cleansing or spiritual or something. Ancient man probably had to go without food for extended periods and still function. I run marathons, ultramarathons, work out hard and stuff like that, test myself. I hadn’t tried this, so here I am.
I typically run 50 miles a week. I think I’m dropping to 35 this week. I ran five yesterday fine, and five today fine, but today I was slow and I was clearly out of gas at five miles. Normally I eat vast quantities of food to support my body and activities.
My hippie assistant at work is a vegetarian. She tells me vegetarianism is the logical preceding step to breatharianism (not eating, but extracting nutrients directly from the air.) She was joking when she said though I understand there are people who claim to be breatharians.
When I ran my last 50 miler I began to face ultimate suffering at around mile 35. I was very stressed and unhappy leading up to the race and not doing well. At mile 38 I had a quasi-mystical experience. Suddenly all my stress and bad feeling disapeared and I felt like I was filled with the love of all the living entities in the universe, and that energy filled me. The soreness in my legs faded and I picked up the pace and I ran hard those last twelve miles. I ran them harder than I would run if I was fresh. I ran past the rest and water and food stops and when the race was over I felt like I could turn back and run the whole way back. The next day I was not sore, and I had beaten my previous best by 45 minutes, which is a huge number.
Quite odd.
I jokingly told my running buddy, the cardiologist, about this and suggested maybe somebody put some Crystal meth in the water at the last water stop. He suggested that the cold weather had me with mild hypothermia for most of the run, causing me to conserve energy until the sun came out in the afternoon and I warmed up and felt relatively fresh.
My hippie assistant suggested that I had achieved “liberation” which is a precursor to enlightenment. Holy men seek this “liberation” by self denial, asceticism, and physical effort. She seemed kind of annoyed that an asshole such as myself stumbled across it accidently, which isn’t fair since I am pretty disciplined and ascetic.
Anyhow, so I went on a five day fast. Does this make sense? I also don’t mind cutting a little more weight before my next marathon. This is day two.
I am not feeling enlightened, cleansed, purged, nor is the love of all the living entities in the universe filling me with energy. I don’t feel particularly weak either.
What I am is, as this title suggests, Hungry like the Wolf!
I do feel dangerous, a little testy, a little angry. I am like a half-starved timber wolf, and I’ve been chewing my fingernail. I could gnaw a paw off.
The only real effect that I notice (besides being hungry like the wolf,) is that I feel… heightened. I feel very aware. Mostly what I am aware of is the fact that I am very hungry, but this has all kinds of corrollaries. My heightened awareness has made me cognizant of all potential food sources at all times.
Though this is a totally voluntary sort of thing, this denial and there is plenty of food in the house, my mind has expanded to suggest all sorts of alternate possibilities. A few minutes ago I was looking for through the garbage can here in my office. I scented an empty Curious George fruit snacks wrapper, and sure enough, there it was. Would it be cheating if I licked it? One of my younger daughter’s toys appears to be encrusted some sort of sticky candy like substance that could also be licked.
There is a paper towel here in the garbage that cleaned up some spilled orange juice. It has dried, but the orange juice is now embedded in the towel, and I bet if I chewed on that it would make quite a tasty snack. The bark on the trees looks edible, as do squirrels, pets, and small children.
Now there is the salt question. I am craving salt. I licked myself after I jogged today. So far I have only taken in water, but this salt issue might be a problem. If the craving persists I may allow myself some ecrolyte water, like propel so I don’ go hyponatremic. The salt may be why I am focussed on the idea of Taco Bell. I hate Taco Bell, except now. I am specifically craving Taco Bell. Chalupa. Chalupa.
I was to understand that the hunger stage of the fast would pass quickly, but it is growing into an epic thing. I haven’t felt this hungry since I ran the 50 mile race and ate constantly for the next week. After that race I suffered from being so full that my stomach felt like it would burst while at the same time feeling incredibly hungry.
My belly is tight as a drum, and I am hungry like the wolf.
I do not appear to be absorbing any sustenance from the environment.