Please sing the thread title to the tune of “Irresistable Bitch” by Prince. Thank you.
A few prime examples:
At the top of her lungs: “I don’t care though!!”
Then why the fuck are you yelling about it?
To my co-workers’ faces: “Of course! I’d be glad to help you with that!”
Behind my co-workers’ backs: “See how she always pawns shit off on me? I hate this!”
To my co-worker’s face: “You look fantastic today!”
Behind her back: “God, did you see those pants?”
To my boss’ face: “Oh, tell me all about your children! You look fantastic in that new suit!”
Behind her back: “She doesn’t like me. I’m not one of her favorites, but that’s because I refuse to kiss ass.”
You fucking hypocritical lying sack of shit bitch I wish I could retaliate but I’d just be sinking to your level you racist ignorant sewer slut from hell.
As most of you know, I started a new job about 4 weeks ago. I love it! It kicks ass! I’m located pretty far away from the main office fray, so I’m spared most office bitchy stuff (like mentioned above). I do, however, have my own personal enemy! She is in the office right next to mine, and she’s a total backstabber. Smarmy pleasant to my face, talking about me behind my back. (She doesn’t know that the receptionist and I are friends from way back, and she spouts her venom right in front of her. Duh!)
The only reason the receptionist told me was because she was complaining that I eat at my desk (which is apparently against the rules. I’ve since stoped) She also talks about how I think I’m so smart, wear too revealing clothes (I DON’T). She basically hates my guts, but lacks the courage to tell me. Bitch!!!
She bascially “ran” the computer stuff before I got here, but is clueless. She is mad because they hired me and took away the “power” that doing things like sticking the backup tape in the server made her feel. She’s older, fashion differently abled (believe me), and has frown lines from being such a nasty bitch. She evesdrops on my conversations and is a tattletale.
I’m being nice for now because I’m here part-time, I love it, and I don’t see the need to make waves. But why do people have to be so sneaky and nasty?? Say it to my face or shut the fuck up already! Jealous bitch!
Zette
I went to co-manage my friends restaurant for him a few years back, I had worked for him about 15 years ago in the same capacity but had gone off to do other stuff.
Anyways, he had hired this woman (herinafter to be referred to as the bitch queen) to tend bar and when you looked in the dictionary for “bitch” her picture was right there. If there was a handbook for how to be a lying, conniving, insubordinate employee she must have read it. Because she had been there for about a year she seemed to have thought she ran the place. I was just the new guy right? Understandably, we hit head on and it wasn’t pretty. But she was always nice to my face.
While I was working to get her ass fired for a great number of things I also hired a new waitress who also happened to be my aunt’s sister and someone I had known for a long long time. She was coming in from another city to work and I told her she could stay at my place until she found a home.
So she comes in to work looking for me as I was going to give her house keys and directions. I wasn’t there and she ran into the bitch queen first. What ensued was the bitch queen telling my friend what a complete fucking asshole I was to work with and that she was going to make sure I got fired. Her tirade went on for a good ten minutes. Then I walked in through the door, saw my friend, and casually tossed her a set of house-keys. She jumped from her chair, ran across the floor and gave me a huge hug. The bitch queen looked like she was going to faint right there.
The bitch queen was fired a few weeks later, I regret not being able to have done it personally but it was still good to see her skanky ass going out the door for the last time.
I work part time, so I don’t take a lunch break. I had been heating up some food or bringing a sandwhich and eating it at my desk. Apparently she’s pulling some ancient unenforced rule out of her ass to make my life hard. That’s how she is!
Zette
PS- I don’t need anyone judging my clothes, thanks. I already know I dress tastefully. She just hates women who wear skirts on occasion.
Zette, if you can’t have lunch at your desk, while reading the SDMB, what is the point? Fuck 'em, make them change the rules or you walk (I think a backup gig would be good to have before persuing this course of action)
Next time she pulls that shit, make her SHOW the rule to you. Make her copy it out of the manual! Tell her in a sweet voice “I’m sorry, I must not have had that page in my manual”. Be a pain in her ass!
