Warning: This post contains obscene language. Also,
I’m having a hard time typing while laughing.
A co-worker comes into the office this morning
and starts, with no provaction whatsoever, yelling
at me. I still don’t know why. However, she keeps
at it, repeatedly calling me a “Fucking Bitch.”
I just sit there, wondering what I did. She keeps
screaming, with everyone looking at her. Then I
notice she is wearing a pair of Fubu designer
jeans, with a big “FB” on the pocket.
Well, I just lost it. Had to get up and go outside,
where I starting laughing so hard I was shaking.
My supervisor came outside and asked me what
happened. I told her and she (the women’s cousin),
just about died laughing. Finally the big boss
came out and asked what was going on. I told him.
He went back inside, talked to the woman in his
office, and as she was leaving his office said
in front on everyone “Next time you call someone
that, making sure you don’t have a big FB on your
butt.” The whole office went down. The woman
got her purse and left.
People are still laughing. What a way to start
Monday morning.
Okay, things have calmed down. The punch line
is “Never call anyone a Fucking Bitch when you
are wearing a pair of jeans with a big FB on
the ass.” I still don’t know what the hell
set her off.
he worked in a computer shop and everyone worked at this long bench-like desk. well he was working on a system and got up to get something. He abscent-mindedly reached behind him to push in his chair as he left and the chaitr wouldn;t budge. He pushed again and nothing… he gave a good hard push and turned around, and his hand was resting on his boss’s ass. his boss was just looking at him with this puzzled look.
My friend then slunk away quietly as his boss busted up laughing.
So, a co-worker walks up to you and starts screaming “Fucking Bitch” at you, and no one has any idea why? Is she prone to this kind of behaviour? Did she leave for the day or was she fired? If she wasn’t fired, what happens when she comes back?
