You mean we have to wait 'till he gets down before we set it on fire? Damn it Coldie, you’re no fun any more.
I can’t comment about this individual case, since I have a damn strong feeling the details will be too tiresome to read.
But I will remind you that moderators are not chosen for their fairness or leniency. Male mods are chosen for their incredible endowment in the manhood department, whereas female mods are chosen for their beauty.
There’s a whole department? Man, nobody tells me anything. I suppose ya’ll have been over in the Manhood Department checking out the endowments while I’ve been stuck in housewares.
Really? Christ, then I wish some people would add flippant comments to some of the threads I start.
Yeah, but they don’t sell upgrades. Sigh.
No upgrades, but I hear you can get extra attachments, andros…
Gaudere, I thought for sure that link was to one of JDT’s posts about the Tug-a-Hoy[sup]TM[/sup]. Besides, I don’t think the dildo thread mentioned strap-ons at all. 
a) Thank you for posting this thread in the appropriate venue.
b) Your comments are duly noted. I repeat: Please do not insult your fellow members in General Questions.
c) heh heh. I said “members.”
d) You have no idea just how grueling was the “endowment” portion of the moderator application process. I’m sure not sure how I managed to sneak that mis-marked ruler into the examination room.
It is with great humility that I come back to this thread. In all honesty, I forgot I even posted it. Reading the thread about grienspace got me thinking about it.
Looking back on the the thread in question, I realize I reacted inappropriately. The only reason I bring this up now is that I wanted to respond to Manny here rather than in an email so the rest of you could see it. I’m sure he’s forgotten but I feel I have to do it.
I acted like an idiot and I accept your punishment in this thread like a man while at the same time marvel at the humor and cleverness with which you presented it.
I will bend over now and repeatedly say “Thank you Sir, may I have another”.
Class act, Oblong, but you really, really don’t want to do this. See, Manny isn’t much into leather and whips and such–at least not during mealtimes–but you’ll have the paddle freaks coming out of the damned woodwork!
Though some of the spanking party threads have been…never mind.
Veb
Paddle freak reporting for duty !
Goodness knows I tried Ike!
<several seconds of quiet, respectful golf-audience-style applause>
Cool, Oblong. No hard feelings – Go forth and eradicate ignorance and insult no more!
Oh, and if you get to many volunteer spankers, I’ve got a job or two for your overage. Let me know.
Oblong, nice job. I was wondering why this thread got bumped, and was all set with my “Another fucking anti-mod thread? Give me a break” type-rant, but I was pleasantly surprised.
I was also wondering why this thread got bumped. Upon reading it, I can only think that the millennium is truly here, and we have entered into a time of miracles and wonders. Someone starting an anti-moderator thread, and then coming back in humility to apologize and acknowledge error? Can Such Things Be?
Double-fault at the beginning, Oblong, but a nice recovery.
I do hope, however, you are wearing three pairs of corduroy pants, as one of my unruly fifth-grade classmates often did on days he knew the Christian Brothers were likely to thrash him . . .
Remebering a lengthy thread of yore, “Bucky’s Victiorian House Party”, I think, and knowing the perverts around here the most Oblongwill end up wearing is a smile.
These people are sick, I tell you! sick and twisted!
Veb
Goodness, I’d forgotten all ABOUT that thread.
Is that merely a ringing in my ears, or is someone around here protesting too much…?
wow.
somebody located in Panama making Christian Brothers paddling jokes…
only on the Straight Dope.
Yeah, but I grew up in The Bronx.
And boy could Brother Eugene hand out a good walloping . . .