I accidentally my wife during sex

Yes, he did. It’s a real internet meme. This is my favorite depiction of it (someone else also posted this one on the dope not too long ago), but check out the other ones at the bottom of the first page as well. Perhaps you’ll find the LHC one amusing.

Quoted for emphasis. I like a good internet meme as much as the next gal, but this is far beyond stupid. Stupid is a dot to this meme.

Not to comment on the story or nuffin, but this:

"Bond was set at $75,000 after prosecutors asked for a high bond, “due to alleged prohibited contact between the parties (and) the suspicious nature of the circumstances surrounding (her injury).”

Ha ha! You can’t pull that fishy stuff here in Springfield, Ohio and expect to get out on bond. We set ridiculously high figure of 75K, so no one can pay and you rot in slam. Ha!

They whole thing up to state Ohio stupid.

I have never visited 4chan, people keep warning me away from it, but how the hell did they get to control the internet pop culture? Somebody go in there and cleanse.

I think its just a quantity thing, if you generate enough of anything some of it must be good, and the only stuff that makes it out of the black hole is the funny stuff.

I don’t see why this is news. Lots of guys have problems with their guns accidently going off during sex. I think it is humiliating enough without having it broadcasted over the news like this.

It is the downfall of the times. Memes used to be fun because they would start and spread on their own, some sort of bizarre uncontrollable butterfly effect. Now, everybody wants to be in on starting a meme. It removes all coolness and spontaneity, because now you have to assume all memes, even if they seem cool (which most do not) ,were started artificially, by some jackass just trying to feel cool for starting a meme.

And the collective IQ of the human race drops down another notch… definitely not accidentally.

It doesn’t usually put the female partner in the hospital in critical condition, though.

ETA: Thank God.

Don’t you mean “definately”? Gudere strikes again.

If this is a woosh, I don’t get it.

Minor warning: those links are blocked by our corporate filter for sexual content, so they might not be SFW. Our filter is a little on the strict side, but those of you playing along at work might want to exercise caution.

Carry on.

Also, please use verbs.

Ummm…No.

How embarrassing. Now this really is “Gaudere’s Law”

When come back bring verb.

OK, Ludovic, you’re being fucking annoying. Just thought you’d like to know.

Oops, kinda missed the artist’s rendering of a dude with a coke bottle in his butt. Can’t see any genitals, and you have to scroll down for it, but my bad anyway. The second link, directly to the batman picture, has no sexual content. The site is a wiki of internet memes. It doesn’t have any pron banner ads or anything like that. Work filters are often imperfect.

ETA: I can’t report my post, but I’ll report your post quoting mine and ask a mod to break the first link.

EETA: Huh, maybe you can report your own now. Ah well, it’s done anyway. Hopefully a mod’ll be along soon.

Okay, I didn’t get it at first, but then it got funnier and funnier… and then the Batman/Heath Ledger picture just put me over the top. Now I can’t think of “Accidentally what?” “A coca-cola bottle” without giggling.

Thanks.
[sub]hee hee hee hee hee[/sub]

Back to the OP, what is the deal with taking out a protection order and then banging the guy a few months later…while he has a gun. Did none of this seem like a bad idea?

Rule #1 Don’t put your dick in the crazy/Don’t let the crazy put the dick in you. Works both ways.

I guess we’re assuming it was consensual on her part. Might have been, sure, might not.

They need to adjust the black hole’s power then, cause it’s not sucking enough to keep in all of the suckage.