I Accuse What Exit of Being a Liar

The BBQ Pit
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In this thread, in Post #237, What Exit accused me of misquoting him.

I am starting this thread to challenge him (or anyone else) to show me where I misquoted him. Which should be a pretty easy accusation to substantiate, if true. And if it is true, I will promptly apologize.

The reason I am starting this thread is that I noticed that What Exit has repeatedly volunteered, that (in essence) I spread misinformation, or am dishonest, or something like that.

When challenged to actually QUOTE me, he makes lame excuses, rather than either back up his claim or withdraw it and apologize.

So rather than challenge him again and again, I will be able to link to this thread, which will (I expect) show that he is a LIAR.

Of course, I am pretty confident that my “fan club” will use this thread as an opportunity to criticize me, to post quotes of people criticizing me, etc. Go right ahead, I can’t stop you.

I also expect that people will defend What Exit without actually substantiating his accusation that I misquoted him.

But just 3 points:

First, if you defend What Exit without actually supplying any proof for his misquoting accusation, you are helping to confirm my claim and I will try to tell you as much.

Second, if you accuse me of being dishonest, or spreading misinformation, or anything like that, I expect you to supply an actual QUOTE where I do so. If I am wrong on some fact, I will promptly admit it and thank you for correcting me. Just like I did here (If you disagree with me on a matter of opinion or ultimate opinion, well, that can’t be helped. Start a thread in GD or IMHO. ) Otherwise, you are helping to confirm that in fact I don’t spread misinformation and am not dishonest, and I will try to tell you as much.

Third (Hi Opal?), if you make some statement which is irrelevant to my challenge, then you are possibly helping to confirm my claim, and I may tell you as much.

So that’s it. I’ve got a huge piece of humble pie, ready for consumption if I did in fact misquote What Exit.

I also have my asbestos suit ready, so go ahead and flame away.

Merry Christmas, Kwanzaa, Festivus, Hanukah, whatever.

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Ya know, if you weren’t so widely beloved, this wouldn’t be a very good idea. Just sayin’, is all.

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So if she’s made of wood, then What Exit? is a liar?

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She turned me into a Gingrich.

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Are you going back over a year for this or was I linked to the wrong thread?

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That thread is 14 months old. What the fuck kind of asshole *are *you, anyway?

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Please, please go get a life. Seriously. You have too much time on your hands if you can spare some for this. A faceless person on a message board besmirched your honor? Impugned your integrity? Hurt your feelings? (that one I’ll buy).
Sometimes I think Pit threads are the cyber equivalent to “name your friends” (ie pistols at dawn), but this is ridiculous. I don’t even know you (or ever thought about you in any way), but you have made a name for yourself with this and the other Pit thread. I don’t think that was your intent. Or maybe it was.

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Hold grudges more, please. 14 months. Statute of limitations kicks in.

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You know what this OP needs?

MORE conditions.

I propose condition 16c: If What Exit does not post in this thread at least once between the hours of nine and ten GMT, then he is a troll. If he claims he did not post because he is actually on EST, then he is a liar, so proving Brazil84’s point.

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It’s the damndest thing, but I was already thinking of pie even before I got to this line.

I think we’ve still got some frozen rhubarb on hand if I can talk Mrs. J. into making her famous rhubarb pie for the holidays.

Thanks for the reminder.

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Yes, I’m going back. What prompted this thread was What Exit’s subsequent and repeated claims about me, the most recent of which was a day or two ago.

In fact, What Exit linked to that Al Gore thread just a day or two ago, which is what made me look at it again. I chose his accusation of misquoting because it strikes me as a very simple accusation with very little room for debate: If I did it, it should be very easy to conclusively prove.

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Let it go, dude. Even if you’re right, the very existence of this thread makes you look like a typical internet blowhard.

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My, what a Special Little Princess you are, to be sure! It must really power pack even MORE sand into your vagina when you spend so very much time dictating the rules for everybody else, yet we chaotic elements (read: “everybody else”) simply refuse to pay any mind to your shrill, panty twisting, footstomping mandates. Any Princess less Special than yourself would, perhaps, have figured out by now that possibly it is you who are out of step with the world rather than the converse, but that’s why you have the Mostest Speciallest Little Pink Princess Short Bus to ride to school in, wearing your matching helmet. I sure hope somebody’s planning on giving you a year’s supply of matching frilly hankies with which to wipe the drool from your chin for Christmas, because that would SO complete the outfit.

Moran.

Oh yeah, and this.

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A typical internet blowhard wouldn’t go back 14 months to continue an argument. Most typical internet blowhards have lives, after all.

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And brains.

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In before fourty-seven page trainwreck.

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What, do you get a prize for that? :stuck_out_tongue:

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I wouldn’t go that far.

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This is indeed funny. You failed to even quote where I said you misquoted me.

You want me to waste my time on you but you do nothing as usual but write drivel.

The exchange in question starts around post 231 is anyone cares.

Here is the relevant post:

I actually rather like that post, thank you for reminding me of it. It sums you up nicely.

BTW: Once again you are trying to set the rules of the debate or pitting. Someday you might actually understand this is not your blog but the Straight Dope. You do not run things, you do not get to set the “winning conditions”. You also might learn someday that you do not “win” a debate on the Internet. This is not a High School or College Debate team. This is one of the things that also lead people to dislike you beside your astroturfing.

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Wow. Talk about the pot calling the snowfield black.

Lick my hairy nutsack, you buckeyed blowhard.