My, what a Special Little Princess you are, to be sure! It must really power pack even MORE sand into your vagina when you spend so very much time dictating the rules for everybody else, yet we chaotic elements (read: “everybody else”) simply refuse to pay any mind to your shrill, panty twisting, footstomping mandates. Any Princess less Special than yourself would, perhaps, have figured out by now that possibly it is you who are out of step with the world rather than the converse, but that’s why you have the Mostest Speciallest Little Pink Princess Short Bus to ride to school in, wearing your matching helmet. I sure hope somebody’s planning on giving you a year’s supply of matching frilly hankies with which to wipe the drool from your chin for Christmas, because that would SO complete the outfit.
