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Last year I started driking Keystone Lite beer because it was only 4.99 and tasted alot like Coors lite which is a decent beer IMO. I prefer Guinness and other dark non - american beers but can not afford them sigh Thus I was driven to Keystone Lite…
Since I started drinking this beer the price has gone up 80 cents. I have single handedly drove the demand up for this beer and consequently the price.
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Well, see, what happened is the 4.99 price was for the packs they had left from four years ago. You’ve finally cleared them out of those. The new price was from two years ago. You’re in for some real sticker shock if you ever drink enough of that to get to current prices.
Keystone Lite, Coors Lite, is the puking smiley working yet?
Sure as hell ain’t anyone else demanding it. (Certainly not anyone who likes beer!)
Keystone Light? KEYSTONE LIGHT!!! what the HELL are you thinking!!! If you want to go with a real good, cheap beer, id go with Black Label. Its only 13$ a case out the door at supermarkets near me, and i like it a lot. They even make a light for you wusses out there…
Iam a Keystone fan, they even make Keystone ICE… MMMMMM
…for some reason KEYSTONE ICE gets me S-Faced too fast…i could go out and have 3-4 Car Bombs and be cool ,but if i have 2 K-ICE on my buddies boat i get silly…whats in that stuff?
Man, and with a name, like your’s!
Hmmm . . . these two guys were probably Keystone drinkers too -
Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a police roadblock!! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!!”
“Don’t worry, Bubba,” Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat.”
“What fer?”, asked Bubba.
“Just let me do the talkin’, OK?,” said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put a label on each of their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, “You boys been drinkin’?”
“No, sir,” said Earl while pointing at the labels. “We’re on the patch.”