I am a party MACHINE!

Yes people, that is correct.

10:30 PM Saturday night and I’m…

Home, drinking orange kool-aid, playing with my neopets.

Can you STAND the excitement?!?!

Al.

My night consists of working until 11pm, and then going to a friends house to fix her computer…woo hoo fun!

And the best part is - I HAD OTHER OFFERS!

Yes! I could have gone to a party, or out for drinks, or even for a funky dinner.

Instead, I opted for this.

Draw your own conclusions.

AT least your not home watching Zaboomafoo with a two-year-old while your husband is in Vegas hitting the bars with an NHL player.

True.

And I am listening to the Talking Heads, which makes ANY situation, WAY cooler.

stand back, novices.

I have RED kool aid.

That stuff will make you go blind ya know.

No kool-aid for me.
My more sophisticated palate is being soothed with water.
And I’m stocking my neo-store.

Excellent.

I, on the other hand, am winning a killing at Sakhmet Solitaire.

I may need to lie down with a cool cloth over my eyes to calm myself.

::being brash now::

walking around carpeted areas with a dangerously full glass of red.

oy, what are your usernames? i wanna check you guys out (and Gravity’s store)

I’m woodenmasks.

I just got home from work, cracked a beer, came here. Soon, I’ll go play hearts at pogo.com. Yowza, baby.

I’m agirllikethat.

You know what this little adventure of mine has taught me?

I REALLY want a pair of ventilator slacks.

Gravity, i have one thing to say to you.
CHECK THE SHOP WIZARD BEFORE PRICING!!!
that said, I shall show my utter ignorance of worldly events by asking alice_in_wonderland, what are ventilator slacks? pants?
and my username is (tah-daaaah!) cougarfang

Ventilator Slacks are…

well, I dunno. Mr. Jones has a pair, and that’s good enough for me. Pitter Pat - Mr. Jones is back in town.

Al.

I just bought up all the cheaper versions of some items I have in my Neo-Shop so that I have the cheapest in the land!!

Bwhahaha!

Morgenstern rules

Humm.

I don’t have a Neoshop.

I do have some really nasty stuff around my belly button ring.

Ewwwww.

Arden Ranger, you cheapo…
hey, i’m in Gravity’s guild! yeah!
can i apply for a position higher than “sage”? pweez? gets down on knees in front of Gravity, opens eyes wiiiiiiiiide Puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze? with a cherry on top?

Reminds me of an ex-girlfriend, she once got furious at me when she saw me sitting in a chair laughing at something I was reading in a book, she shouted at me “you know the problem with you Chas, is that you can have fun all by yourself.” I’m still not quite sure what she meant.