Or at least I am one today.
Played a single table qualifier on pokerrroom for the $50 Daily multi. When we got to heads up, my opponents stack was $14,750, and my stack was $250.
Then I played the tourny itself, 157 people. at the one hour mark, blinds were $200. My stack was $500, and I was ranked 50th of 51 remaining players.
I finished 3rd and won $860.
I AM A GODDESS.
An excellent day. Winning would have been nice, but that will come. The 3rd place is deply sweet.
(I really needed this. I was starting to really questions my sanity. AA cracked 11 of 13 times over two weeks, and I was a lock to lose any all in where I was favored by 75% or more to win. I was losing hands that were 97% in my favor.)