Reply to every poster by breaking their post up into individual sentence quotes. Follow quote each with a lie, misrepresentation, a claim of being a victim of low post discrimination, childish attempts at retorts, or claims of victory.
Losing a Pit war? Open a thread in MPSIMS and declare victory there.
No post is complete without bashing the Nazi Mods. Remember, it’s not a cliché if you forget to constantly use it.
Blame politics for people flaming you, not your conduct. i.e. You liberal baby-eating, Satan worshiping, democrats ALWAYS say that. Or you goose-stepping right-wing Hitler fan Republicans ALWAYS say that.
Don’t forget the evil Clique. They are ruining things for genius types like you for way too long. You are the breath of fresh air who is going to lift the scales from their eyes regarding the evil world domination of the Jews, Republicans, Tri-lateral Commission, or Honda Motor Corporation.
It’s never too soon for a meltdown. If you threaten to leave, then they will have to concede to your awe inspiring intellect.
Remember to constantly lie about yourself. I, for instance, am a multi-millionaire, Formula 1 driver-fashion model, who dabbles in real estate and polo ponies in my spare time. This will add credence to any lame-ass thread you start.
Never apologize. It is ok, to do the fake out version though. Start a post that sounds like an apology, then heap in plenty on insults and declarations of victory instead. Like this: Well, after your well supported post maybe I was out of line------ for not exposing you for the baby-raping shit-licker to truly are! I WIN— YOU SUXORS!!!
Claim newbie bashing no matter how long you have been here. Someone may fall for it and support you (until your insanity becomes clear- but by then you will have declared victory and moved on to hijack other threads).
Taunt the Mods and the Board that they don’t dare Ban you. If they do it just proves you were right. Extra points for starting your own Countdown to Banning thread.
I agree.
You see how that worked? Your post was too long the first run through and so no bothered to read it. But by quoting you, I have said to the world that your words must be important and they should go back and read them, thus * ipso sine qua res sua loquitor*, my words must also be important. Moreso, in fact, for they require prereading just to understand my brilliant comments. I have pumped you up, but, by doing so, I have boosted my credence up for it was I who found the diamond in the rough that was your post. It’s called the “double props” and it’s an Ender specialty.
If you need any more tips, you know where to look.
Please note the use of my sig for the second time in the same thread.
You clearly are the smartest poster in this thread, no wonder the other are seething in jealousy at you intellect.
And as these things go, I quote you back with more praise thus exponentially increasing the importance of your post. Now we have created a self-supporting system of back-slapping and mutual admiration which will allow us to keep “leveling up” until all tremble before our terrible power.
Additionally, having validated my existence by quoting me in full, you have ensured that you have a loyal ally who will go “Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction” on anyone who dares attack you.
Of course my typos were on purpose-- an intentional ruse to draw someone into attacking me on them, so we could mockingly dismiss them as the grammar police.
Yeah, that’s it. :rolleyes:
Note Simpson’s joke in sig block (used again of course).
Remember grasshopper, its only a circle-jerk when other people do it. When we do it, its the meeting of great minds. Of course, I have validated your self worth by quoting you, but only partially, as you are still at mere “minion” status until your background check comes back.
Sheesh people! How many times do you need to be reminded? Any post in an Attention Whore’s thread, even a flame, just gives them more of what they crave.
Even reminding other people not to feed the Attention Whore, feeds the Attention Whore. I hate it when people do that!
This is so true. I met Ender once. He walked around the amusement park harrassing perfect strangers: “Hey Mr. Me talkie you long time! You want listen-listen with me? Me talkie long time!”
And then he put a nine inch nail up his nose and ate a few crickets.
I was going to put Ender’s name in the subject line, but the thought of him spooging all over himself when he saw it was too horrific. (The fact I used it twice in this post should be enough to give him, at the very least, half a hard on.) And as for feeding the attention whore: Who among us has not gone to the zoo & whipped a peanut or three at a masturbating baboon, totally disregarding the “do not feed the animals” signs posted in plain view? I am surprised that Ender has not as yet resorted to writing about himself in the third person, so he can use his name (in bold type and caps, of course) in his posts over and over…a la Bob Dole.
As we feed him…so he feeds us with the knowledge that he is compelled to reply…over…and over…and over…
