I am an Instant Messenger SLUT!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Oh yes I am. I was doing ok with just ICQ installed … I have a cable modem and work from my home, so I am always online and chatting with several friends and acquaintances around the country - nay, the world.

Then I found the SDMB. I started making friends with people … people who DIDN’T have ICQ. While this stunned and bewildered me, I strove to embrace the diversity in our little community. I made pretty good friends with one fella who had AIM instead of ICQ. So I downloaded AIM, just to talk to him.

It was downhill from there. A girl I was emailing asked me to get MSN so that we could talk in real-time. I did. I couldn’t stop myself.

A few nights later I was talking to someone in #straightdope chat, and he mentioned that he has Yahoo! Messenger. Frustrated but resigned to my fate, I downloaded it and added him to my contact list.

The end result is, I have FOUR instant messagers on my computer. And for three of them, I only have ** one ** person on my contact list!

I am sure that before long, someone else I’m talking to will say, “Oh I don’t have any of those programs … I use the Weasel Goat Messaging Software. It’s the best.” And I will reluctantly point my browser towards http://www.weaselgoat.com and go download it. I have no willpower.

Anyway, in case you’re all wondering:
ICQ #: 4738418
Yahoo: Brunetter17
MSN: Lespeaches
AIM: BDBrunetter

sigh I am so disgusted with myself.

2

And here I sit at the mouth of the Red Sea with no type of instant messaging available, just wanting to shoot a line to Brunetter letting her know that I love sluts. IM or otherwise.

That and hoping she’d talk dirty to me and tell me she’s naked.

3

Brunetter, you’ve been added to AIM…if I ever get around to turning on my ICQ, I’ll authorize you there, too.

My AIM is firemooncds, and my ICQ…heck I don’t have it memorized. It might be in my profile.

4

I only use Sausage and Eggs messaging system myself. It’s the best!!! I’m afraid you are going to have to go download it at http://www.sausandeggsim.com.

5

I tried icq, but it pissed me off, if you want to get your messages a day late, use yahoo messenger, I do ! oh am I day late?

6

Hey Chief …

There’s a big pile of dirt outside my window… oh, it’s SO big … yeah it’s a BIG pile of DIRT … and it’s all brown and dirty and full of …

Oh. That wasn’t what you meant at all, was it?

7

After five months it’ll do.

But you didn’t tell me you’re naked.

8

You’re right, Chief. I didn’t. That would be shameless flirting.

9

Dear Brunetter,

I would have used the thing you had first but my mommy will not let me download any .exe files to this PC. I swear.

Anyway I have yahoo and ICQ on my other pc so if you want I will start talking to you on those once I get back to the regular school year.

10

you should check out this chat program, its pretty cool:
http://www.hearme.com

you can chat in voice and also with webcams for people who have them

11

ahhha you call yourself a slut!
I am the king of internet sluttishness.

ICQ: 13196479

12

I haven’t got ICQ to work yet, but:
MSN under my email address rhorus@hotmail.com
AIM as russ052194

Chat me if you can catch me…I’m not usually on at home…I have a jealous husband…not really of other men, but of time I spend on the computer…never mind the fact that he’s watching TV…I’m not watching it with him…

13

Oh, yeah, and if anyone wants to chat late at night while I’m at work, let me know and I’ll add you to my chat group on http://www.egroups.com for chat…no need to download anything.

14

I’m on Yahoo as thecatinthehat99, I’ve added you as a friend and am waiting for your authorisation Brunetter!!

15

As 'Netter knows, I’m ‘Milossarian’ on Yahoo Messenger.

Stop by and say “Hi,” Dopers. (I’m not on there that often.)

16

ztivokreb on AIM
Keren79 on yahoo
wacky ninja 29000139 on icq, although i don’t have it connected on my new comp yet

what can i say? i work in a computer alb all day, what else is there to do?