I’m putting in my resume today for a job I know all of you covet.
A lunch lady
Wish me luck!
[Adam Sandler] Sloppy joes, slop-sloppy joes, yeah. [/AS]
Good Luck!!
Good luck. Stupid jobs are hard to come by these days.
Bon chance!
Awesome! You go girl…erm…I mean, Ma’am. 
I laughed when my sister took a lunch lady job a few years ago, but it’s actually worked out really well for her. She gets all the same days off as her kids, since she’s in the same district, so no childcare issues. She also never has to buy food for holiday gatherings anymore, since everything opened has to get thrown out for holiday breaks she grabs the ginormous bags/boxes of salad or whatever and that’s what she brings.
Beats the hell out of going to school for years getting that teaching degree just to get summers off, too! 
No kidding.
I work at a MegaHell R and as far as I can tell the grocery retail jobs are fueled by stupid management rules and stupid people following the rules enforced by stupid managers who worry more about making the stupid customers happy than it’s employees.
Stupid job.
Everyone always loved our lunch ladies! Good luck and don’t let those little fuc…um…basti…er…kids scare you!!
If you get the job, let us know and we’ll send you a commemorative figurine of Lunch Lady Doris from The Simpsons!
So then, you got that hepatitis thing cleared up, huh?
We had awesome lunch ladies in the school where I did K-8. I have one of the ladies’ apple crisp recipe - it’s too sweet for me now, but it was excellent when I was a kid. They also made the BEST mac 'n cheese (no canned sauce), among other things.
Let us know if you get the job. (Do you need your imaginary friends to give you a recommendation or 3000??? :D)
Good luck!!
GT
Well, all it is is a resume that I tried to hand deliver and then stand around until either I was hired or pulled out of there by the local police.
But, do to major construction at the school, the district office shut down early.
So, rather than duct tape my envelope to the office door, I found a stamp and popped it into the mail.
Should I have enclosed a $20 or something to ensure I at least get a good looksie?
Shirley Ujest, best wishes and good luck to you and may your ladle be strong, your apron impregnable, your disinfectant invincible, and your uniform cute.
You’ll be seeing lots of people for the first time. Affect them the same way you have all of us.
Good Luck and sending you some good vibrations.
By hitting them with drive-by’s and killing threads? 
My cousin’s wife started out as a lunch lady and now manages the food staff for the entire school district. There could be a future for you in this too! Or, you could remain a lunch lady if you choose. Either way, best of “lunch” to you.
Good luck!
This isn’t exactly a zombie thread, I hope.
Update:
I have been carpet bombing the district office with my resume at every job posting they put on the web site.
I’ve had one postion interview for Lunch Room Nazi and Playground Nazi, and apparently, I was the runner up for the job. Look, I can enforce the rules like nobody’s bidness. (GAHHHHHHHH.)
Every job here is about Who You Know.
Mr. Ujest’s job has suffered from the economy and has taken a 25% paycut to keep his job and benefits. I quit my job at MegaHell in October because of the Circular Dumbassery there and if we budget tightly we won’t make the electric bill and pretty much only that. ( Knock Wood.)
He is looking for a part time night job anywhere ( Any company that gets him would be getting a Diamond of an Employee.Just a freakin’ Diamond.)
Please, send good vibes our way.
Best wishes, Shirley.