Yes, indeed I am. But I didnt start it. Some other poster posted a lie about me, and Drunky Smurf in his ignorance is continuing it.
Because you see- spoilers are not my thing- never have never will. But my opponents insist upon making it about spoilers, since they know that if the truth came out and it was actually them demanding special rules just for themselves and I (among others) were against them getting special privileges, then they’d get little sympathy.
Thus, they must lie and say it’s about spoilers, since most posters dont like spoilers. If they said it was all about special privileges just for them- they’d get little support. Hell, they got dimwits like Drunky Smurf to believe, didnt they?
So, yeah- I am the dude who makes a pest out of himself about special privileges for others. I admit this. I admit it can be annoying and I have sometimes gotten carried away.
Well, good luck with that. I would not be surprised to find the mods give you a topic ban on any discussion of spoilers or Cafe Society topics entirely or just a full-on ban.
I’ve been spoiled on the major plot point twice now.
First, Patton Oswalt sent out a Facebook post that was meant for a few of his friends who had seen the movie. Unfortunately, he sent it out to the public at large. While he didn’t outright say what had happened, he implied it strongly by saying a certain character should react in a certain way. And the only reason why that character would react that way is because of SPOILER.
Second, Tshirthell has a spoiler t-shirt that spoils all the major twists in the movie in a few short sentences. Don’t go there until you’ve seen the movie.
I am going to be a little bit rude here: Fucking keep your fucking mouth shut about it when people fucking ask you to fucking not say a thing until the DVD is out.
There. I said it. That doesn’t mean, “don’t discuss it” or you’re evil if you say something and someone overhears. But when someone specifically says, Please don’t discuss the movie, it is respectful and polite to not discuss the movie!
I just don’t get why this is difficult. If someone says, please don’t discuss dead babies, do you just discuss dead babies with them? If someone says, I don’t want to talk politics, do you keep forcing political talk on them? But somehow it’s perfectly OK when it’s spoilers!
Anyway, off my rant, and I am sorry you happened to be the subject of it. For the record, i saw the movie today. For those of you who saw Rigamarole’s spoiler, rest assured it will not ruin the movie, though you will be anticipating it. There is plenty going on in the movie that will distract you. And, Rigamarole’s spoiler was also the one my SO’s uncle spoiled.
Yeah, if someone says “I’m going to see that movie next week, please don’t spoil it for me” you can jolly well change the subject. Even if the movie is “gone with the wind”. Just common courtesy.
Seriously, I’m about to discuss the spoiler in question:It didn’t have a serious emotional punch for me, in part because it immediately reminded me of how Harrison Ford wanted to kill off the character as far back as Empire Strikes Back. I admit being slightly surprised that the filmmakers would take that route and forgo Han-related merchandise in future films, but no big deal.
In your response to your thoughts about the spoiler: (yes I know what the spoiler is even though I haven’t seen the movie, but honestly I kind of like spoilers. To me it is something to look forward to in a book or movie and it makes me pay more attention to how the story twists and turns to lead up to it. I’m a retard. I know. But that’s just me.)
Seriously people don’t click the spoiler box if you want nothing to do with the spoiler.
Seriously people don’t click the next show button if you want to go into the movie a virgin.I’m starting to think he crashed his plane on purpose just to avoid this new film.
Honestly, I like BigT, he seems like a nice decent caring person who I’d probably be friends with IRL. He does get preachy which does get annoying. But as guys, (at least the guys I’ve known in my life including family and my guy friends), that’s why you bust each other balls. Growing up we always made “your momma” jokes and it was never personal and if someone made a really good one then you congratulated them. When someone starts to get a big head you bust their balls to bring them back down to reality. You only roast the ones you love, you know bros.
As guys, (I don’t know about women. I’m not a misogynist.) I know we do the pecking order of the wolves, and at work we have to which is fucking balls yo but it be what it be, so when one of your buds tries to start being the Alpha you gotta bust their balls to remind them that hey, “We’re all just equals and bros yo.”
I just think that message boards should be a place to enjoy and interact with people and have fun and play. Why the hate bros? I just wish that Biggie Tees and others would play back. Come on bros have some fun in your life.
*Disclaimer: I just ate a really awesome steak and I may be steak drunk and thus why all the sappiness. Plus your mom is so fat she jumped up and got stuck.
**Also I said “balls”.
***Also I don’t normally call people “bros” but I’ve been watching a lot of Pewdiepie videos. Pewdiepie!
Yeah, I keep imagining MrDeth(not sure he’s really got that doctorate), as he goes about his daily errands, stewing about what someone said ages ago on the internet…
**“mumble mumble …not a liar…”
**“'Ello, guv’nor! Fancy a broadside what 'splains the Newsies strike?” “I have never posted a spoiler! They’re lying to you!” “Aw’right, me good man, I’m jes’ gunna cross over to the uvver side o’ the thoroughfare now, not meanin’ to make eye contact with a gentleperson on the edge, such as you reckon to be, sir…” "Not so fast, you urchin… I haven’t explained how, in a thread that clearly… Hey, you get back here, you little guttersnipe! "
I applaud your the way you express your passion for film by not seeing it for a whole fucking week after it’s been out. I haven’t seen Lost Highway yet, so don’t ruin it for me. Yes, I know David Lynch has made several films since 1997, but I haven’t had time to see it yet since I am curing Cancer and Pediatric AIDS and inventing a new Cherry flavored Herpes medicine.
Anyway, at the risk of pointing out the reasonable to the stupid, given the time of the year I can readily imagine someone being too caught up and family reunions and travel and such to take time out to see a movie, even if they are genuinely looking forward to to it, so you’re an idiot.
