I am become death, the destroyer of threads

I have so far accomplished ending most of the threads I’ve participated in.

As of this moment I have at least ended these threads:
There are X kinds of people in the world:
How much energy is lost converting protein to fat?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=354950
teemings server
Losing weight gives you bad breath?
Has anybody seen the movie The Believer? Unboxed spoilers within
penis question- hope this is appropriate

Given my post count, I think that’s kind of impressive.

And yeah, I know this thread is going DOWN. Smartasses. ;j

It’s not dead. It’s resting.

:smiley:

What?

If it’s any consolation, I almost started this same thread earlier today. Different title: “Threadkillers Report Here.” I have the last post in something like seven threads where the last post is less than a week and a day (since Feb/16) old.

I didn’t go further back, but I suspect my ratio is high there, too.

Part of the by-product of posting, I suppose.

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Well hurry up and post back to this one so the rest of us can move on to other threads.

Haha.

Oh, no.

I’ll save you for now. For last post vs. number of post, your kill rate is impressive.

By any chance do you tend to post a day after the previous last post?

Jim

I appreciate you helping out, but next time, could you avoid ending the “save” with a question for me?

I checked, and 2 of the posts in the list were a day or more after the last.

That helps explain 2 at least. Good luck on this thread. (don’t reply to me this time, no need)

Jim

mr. jp, don’t you understand? When you speak, what more is there to be said? Your wit and insight are just a hard act to follow.

Zeldar, did you say something? I can’t quite make it out…You seem to to be fading…

It’s pining for the fjords.

Is that you Slartibartfast?

You know I can barely spell anything right and I spell Slartibartfast correct.

Jim

Wow. An SEP Lurking in there. Who’d imagine …

Lucy