I Am Disease Free

Just got a call from my doctor, all my VD and STD tests came back negative!!! WooHoo!!!

For those of you thinking bad of me, I am not a someone who goes around having casual sex or what not. In fact I haven’t even done it since my wife left me.

I thought I had something because awhile back I noticed something on my “private parts” that caused me concern. Just before my wife left me she had been with someone else and I thought that maybe she got something from him and gave it to me. I went to the doctor about two weeks ago to get tested after wrestling with denial for about three months.

Thank God I went. Now I can stop worrying about that and go with my life. WooHoo!!!11

Well, good!

yeee haaaa! I suggest you take a copy of your clean bill of health with you when you go out to pick up on women. Say, “Hi there, I’m 100% certified Angus beef baby…I’ve even got my paperwork!” But seriously, congrats to you and good luck with the single life.