I think the subject line says it all, but I’ll give a little background. Some months ago, an ex fuck-buddy of mine called me with the grim news that she’d tested positive for HIV. It had been better than three months since she and I were conjoined at the groin, but still we were worried, so I got tested. The first test was negative, but, as you know, there’s a window of possibility for false negatives, so 2 weeks ago – six months after the initial test – I took the test again. I got the results this morning, and, hallelujah, it was again negative.
In celebration, you should take an indelible marker and draw a happy face on the the end of your tonker. Not only will it help remind you of your happy news every time you take him out, but it will be the sort of thing to keep you risk-free for months to come!
Congrats - I had a similar episode back a couple years before I got married (actually the ex-girlfriend of a casual fuck-buddy started the scare, which turned out false for everyone, thank og) and I remember feelling relieved and happy for days.
Congrats man! I had a scare over scabies once and I remember the happiness at when it didn’t amount to anything, and HIV is about 100x bigger stuff - so major congrats.
And look fellas, just remember - Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.
It’s a good feeling, isn’t it. I’ve been lucky enough to have been tested on two separate occasions, several years apart, and I remain negative. *
*no, I’m not randy; I’m a nurse who has managed TWICE in 20 years to stick myself with a used needle from two different known HIV+ pts. Thank god we have needle-less systems now…
I am sooooo very happy for you! Many congratulations, man!
Now, please take this in the spirit in which it’s meant (y’know, with me not knowing you and all, and I can’t think of a clever way of saying it like the others have): Please. Don’t. Ever. F—ing. Do. That. Again. I know it feels good–hell, it feels great!–but please try to take care of yourself, dude. Okay?
Hey Skald, congratulations on the test results, and good on you for going to get tested. A lot of people just assume, or they won’t get tested because that would mean they were sluts, or something.
Me, my doc has me tested at every physical, because you just never know; safer sex is really effective, but not 100%.