(I am drunk)

Nothing special. I just drink so rarely.

I spent the day on a grammar project and a couple of lesson plans for next week. For dinner I walked over to the local Gay Mexican bar. I had the roast pork and tried out my Spanish with the waitress. I had three beers.

Three I tell you.

I am drunk and eager to turn the heat up all the way in my Junior Executive Suite and crawl under the covers.

Another paper for tomorrow.

I get my drink on abut 3-4 times a year. It doesn’t take much more than 1 drink before I’m getting loopy. I feel you.

This is why I practice every night.

Well, I’m pretty sure you aren’t in Frederick MD because I’m pretty sure there isn’t a gay Mexican bar there. I’m not sure I’ve seen one, except in Mexico.

I like to get my drink on only when I know I have no place to go or anything. I’ve had a few beers tonight and I regret it already. Paying for it in the morning is a steep price.

Ditto.

I feel like singing old Mexican songs to myself in my room.

I’m half-way into a bottle of wine, and I’m singing along to “A Mighty Wind”.

May I recommend Mexicali Blues by The Dead?

And please crank it up for me, willya Paul?:smiley:

Q

It’s not fair. I’m on the emergency pager. There is no tipple for me tonight. And I could really enjoy a nice cold glass of Naked Grape Pinot Grigio, too. :frowning:

Did you have Mexican food too?

… good …
… enjoy …

… but take three aspirin with eight ounces of water first …

No, I ate at Joe’s :smiley:

I’ve always thought one should eat at oe’s.

“But instead I’ve got a bottle, and a girl who’s just 16, and a damn good case of the mexicali blues”…

Just be sure to avoid the acetominophen. Take Ibuprofin instead.

Do you take requests for songs? I want to hear La Golondrina. It’s the one you hear in The Wild Bunch I think.

Alas, it is very difficult for me to get drunk anymore. Due to health issues I cannot drink as much beer as I used to and I don’t like the harder stuff. 3 beers won’t do it and I can’t get down much more.

I suppose it is for the better, but I miss drinking…

First, you need to enthusiastically hug random strangers and say, " I looooove you, man. I really mean it!"

Doing that in a Gay Mexican bar could lead to … adventures.

No hangover! Still it was a rough night.