I could…but I didn’t really get hurt. As soon as I got the coffee off my skin, it was fine. Besides, I was a moron, I admit it. I even refused to let them put the Equal in the cup at the shop because I only wanted a certain amount in it.
Still, if I wasn’t wearing jeans it woulda hurt like the dickens! (and it would have hurt my dickens).
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You ADMIT it??? You take PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY for your ACTIONS?
That’s… that’s UNAMERICAN!
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Amen! I have a few pairs of old crappy sunglasses that I have had for years scattered around the house. If I get a nice pair…they last about a month.
Thanks a lot, I am now cleaning monkeyspooge off my monitor!
Thank you for putting a very large number of disturbing images into my head.
Why did your dad want the assistant to spill the urine sample?
What? *Ohhh … *
From the Mirriam-Webster online dictionary:
Main Entry: mo·ron
Pronunciation: 'mOr-"än, 'mor-
Function: noun
Etymology: irregular from Greek mOros foolish, stupid
Date: 1910
1 : a mentally retarded person who has a potential mental age of between 8 and 12 years and is capable of doing routine work under supervision
2 : a very stupid person
I had heard it classified as a person with an IQ between 60-80. You have been clocked at least over 81.
And a Barada Nikto to you…
Oh my god…lmfao. I didn’t spit anything on my keyboard, but I did dribble it all down my front when I started cracking up, and consequentially forgot that opening your mouth causes the contents contained within to fall out…
Found this out the expensive way…
We’ve found that the really cheap keyboards can tolerate more abuse than the higher priced ergonomic ones. Just a little splash of water and a Microsoft ergonomic is toast.
Yes… we’re morons.
My seven year old polietly spilled an entire cup of coffee into my wifes keyboard. After draining the coffe out it worked fine for about two days when keys started sticking like crazy. So I pried all the keys up with a butter knife washed them off and cleaned up all the plastic bits under the keys, now it works fine. Only problem is we had to go unplug my keyboard because we couldnt remember where half her keys went.
Let the boy drive
I spilled half a cup of apple juice on my keyboard once. After I wiped it off, it seemed to work all right at first (except for the smell), but within a few hours keys started sticking, and I had to toss it and get a new one.
You got bud?