I’m sorry to hear that you’ve come to this point, although I have to say you do seem fairly upbeat about it. Glad to hear your insurance is covering things! Is your home set up for wheelchair access?
There’s that James Bond villain. Or the guy in Rocky Horror.
s above, I too am sorry it’s come to the point of a wheelchair but am also glad you’re staying upbeat. We just finished watching the first season of a British series called Nighty Night, and a main charcater is an MS victim in a wheelchair. A very, very dark comedy.
One of the greatest influences on my life, my uncle Boo, was in a chair most of his life (admittedly for something completely different–double amputation due to stepping on a mine in Vietnam when he was 19). He participated in over a thousand road races over the course of his life with a room full of trophies and ribbons to show for it. He was a member of a wheelchair basketball team for many years as well as a coach/mentor for a wheelchair basketball team for teens/young adults.
He was also (and I have NO idea how he did this…sheer determination, I suppose)a real pool shark. He described it as really HARD to shoot pool when your head is nearly at the same level as the table, but it’s doable.
I had a good friend with MS. She would get worse and then get better a year later. At various times I’ve seen her in wheelchairs and then walking with crutches. MS is a tough disease. I know my friend never knows year to year what her condition will be.
I’m sorry its come to this for you. If you lived close to me, I’d come over to change your sheets once a week. I have a very dear friend who has been wheelchair bound for a very long time, and she says that’s the hardest chore that she has.
(which is pretty impressive to me because this lady is active in animal rescue and will tackle icy ramps during the middle of a big snow storm so she can help out with adoptions.)
Sorry to hear about this development. Glad you’re joking about Halloween costumes.
May I suggest Bloom County’s Cutter John (Saigon John in the Academia Waltz days). Bonus points if you carry a stuffed Opus the Penguin. Extra bonus points for using one of his customized chairs, especially the plush one with all the doodads.
If you’re going to do Christopher Pike, get a green Slave Girl to escort you around. And carry a stack of Christopher Pike paperbacks to have her hand out
Then you’d get to say all sorts of evil things in a purring, seductive sort of way, as you work yourself up to a rant. I would imagine it’d be cathartic!