I am legally prohibited from getting any. . .

[Tripler]

Inspired by this thread, and a personal running observation all along . . .

I honestly believe that every state I go to passes a Tripler Act, solely stating that I am not allowed to get laid. Dates may be permissible, but one may not kiss me on the cheek without a background-search intensive permit.

The ND Century Code doesn’t specifically enumerate a 15-foot “female free” clear zone, but I believe they’re working on that too . . .

Tripler
It’s in there somewhere. . .

[TruePisces]

Damn, Trip, if I weren’t so hot for lurker, I’d do ya!

[GingerOfTheNorth]

So. Cross the border, Trip. Canada doesn’t extradite if there’s death on the line as a penalty.

[MsRobyn]

Trip, honey, there are NO such regs in Texas, or in Houston, so please feel free to come visit

Robin

[ladyfoxfyre]

Hell, while you’re in Texas swing up here to Colorado and I’ll do ya.

[Tripler]

Ladies,

This is great and all, and I do appreciate the help but apparently up here in North Dakota the writ of Habeas Corpus doesn’t apply to me because nobody wants to “have the body”. . .
Tripler
That was a li’l legal joke I just thought up. . .

[GingerOfTheNorth]

After that joke, you wonder why you aren’t getting any?
Sheesh, Trip.

[Muffin]

*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth *
**So. Cross the border, Trip. Canada doesn’t extradite if there’s death on the line as a penalty.
**

Better belay that if you don’t want the RCMP after you:

**C.C.C. s.163(9) Every one commits an offence who

                               (a) makes, prints, publishes, distributes, circulates, or
                               has in his possession for the purpose of publication,
                               distribution or circulation any obscene written matter,
                               picture, model, phonograph record or other thing
                               whatever promoting or encouraging the person by

the name of Tripler to get laid.**

[GingerOfTheNorth]

Muffin, I love you.

[Tripler]

See? I told ya. . .

Thanks Muffin. Now I know it’s not just limited to the US.

Tripler
I can’t get laid anywhere . . . :rolleyes:

[chique]

::Thinks Trip should visit Minnesota::

[Muffin]

*Originally posted by Tripler *
**See? I told ya. . .

Thanks Muffin. Now I know it’s not just limited to the US.

Tripler
I can’t get laid anywhere . . . :rolleyes: **

It’s worse than you can imagine. Black helicopters and blue helmets. We’re talking UN ordinances and international prohibition against your getting laid.

You’d best forget about getting any legally, and instead start marketing yourself as a person of such tremendous sexual prowess, that entire nations tremble at the thought of your crossing their borders and wooing their populations.

Hey, let’s face it, the governments of so many nations can’t all be wrong. You’re the ultimate underworld sexual icon, so watch out world.

Just try not to get caught or they’ll lynch you.

[Muffin]

*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth *
**Muffin, I love you. **

I think I just melted into a puddle. That’s so sweet! Thanks!

[GingerOfTheNorth]

*Originally posted by Muffin *
**I think I just melted into a puddle. That’s so sweet! Thanks! **

…Ginger reaches for a towel to get the melted Muffin off of her…hopes that the blueberry bits didn’t squash and stain her…

[clayton_e]

Well duh! We don’t want anyone with your limited mental capacity in the next generation.

[Tripler]

Originally posted by Muffin *
**
Hey, let’s face it, the governments of so many nations can’t all be wrong. You’re the ultimate underworld sexual icon, so watch out world.*

No, wait, we’re talking about me here . . .
Ya know, Tripler, aka Rob Baran originally from New Jersey.

[DeNiro]
And clayton, was that a poke at me? It must have been a poke at me, because I don’t see anyone else here. You must be poking at me. . .
[/DeNiro]

Tripler
What, am I here for your amusement?

[GingerOfTheNorth]

*Originally posted by Tripler *
**Tripler
What, am I here for your amusement? **

Why, yes. Yes, you are. You are doing an admirable job of it, as well.

[Miller]

**

*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth *

Why, yes. Yes, you are. You are doing an admirable job of it, as well. **

Now dance, prank monkey! Dance!

[TruePisces]

*Originally posted by Tripler *
No, wait, we’re talking about me here . . .
Ya know, Tripler, aka Rob Baran originally from New Jersey.

And this is supposed to help your case???

[sub]You know I really love you dearly, Trip… I can’t help it if you didn’t know the right side of the border to grow up on! :D[/sub]

[Muffin]

*Originally posted by Tripler *
**

Originally posted by Muffin *
**
Hey, let’s face it, the governments of so many nations can’t all be wrong. You’re the ultimate underworld sexual icon, so watch out world.*

No, wait, we’re talking about me here . . .
Ya know, Tripler, aka Rob Baran originally from New Jersey.
**

So who’s the stud using your name in the People Pages? You know, that fellow in the cockpit of the military jet? That fellow withthe warm smile relaxing in the evening at camp?

Sheesh, just count the offers you’ve had in this thread.

Sorry, pal, but it’s time you faced reality. The civilized world is in awe and fear of your sexual prowess, which has led to the legislation against your getting laid. Don’t take it laying down.