I am noble and magnanimous! (And I am not a bitch!)

It is very difficult for me to show anger, very difficult. 50% of that is a fear of the anger-object’s response, and 50% is an entrenched (and erroneous, I know) belief that showing anger is somehow immoral, or at the least, uncouth and therefore reprehensible.

I’m working on this.

So on Wednesday, when a neighbor/coworker said something to me that horrified and hurt me to the extent that I went home on my lunch break (there’s one nice thing about living across the street from your job) and cried, I didn’t know what else to do. Except cry some more and rant to my mother on the phone and calm down and cry again. (That’s what I do when I’m mad – I cry. This contributes to my anger-expressing inhibition, because it would suck to be all righteously indignant and then burst messily into tears. See ya, credibility!)

But it’s been a day and a half and I’m still thinking about this incident, so I decided to actually do something productive with my anger. Namely, write an angry email. But no! Stupid fear of negative consequences! And also, blessed desire to remain virtuous and show myself to be very capable of taking the high road! So then I decided to write a non-angry email. That’s what I’ve just finished doing.

And good God, it was hard. (“Office” shoutout: “That’s what she said!”) Anyway. What this fershlugginer person said to me implied that she thought I was a bad person for [x,y,z] so it was crucial that I say nothing at all in this email that could be used as evidence to back up this (terribly, terribly wrong) belief of hers. So I just spent TWO HOURS writing this email, two hours because it was physically and spiritually painful for me to refrain from either a) outright telling her to go to hell, and b) subtly telling her to go to hell. Goodness, the things my fingers itched to write! But I mastered myself and refrained. (Actually, what I did was write every bloody thing I wanted to say – in a Word document – and then return to the email after my spleen had been vented.) Then I puzzled over how to address not only the facts of the incident, but also the injury I had felt, because I felt it was a duty to myself to do this. I just had to do it; I couldn’t snivel my way out of this by pretending nothing had hurt me.

So I did it! And I was so subtle with my touches that I printed out a draft of this decidedly non-angry email, and as I sit here and type, I gaze at those two paragraphs and glow with the pleasure that comes from recognizing my diplomatic genius (not to boast or anything). I addressed everything she said and did, all the while remaining unfailingly polite, formal, and (dare I say) even cheerful while I acquitted myself. No name calling, no snottiness.

Dude, I feel so good that I’d post the glorious email for your praises if I weren’t so terrified the neighbor/coworker would find it here and come after me. Can’t have that.

whew Sorry, I just had to share.

Could you E-mail me it? I really, really need to learn how to deal with situations like you did. And I’m insatiably curious about it. Anyway, I used to have major temper issues, got in lots of fights in school because I was the fat kid, and well, y’know.

Nowadays, my problem is just that when something pisses me off, I tned to way overreact to it. I have to clam up and just act stand-offish until it passes, because I know if I try to deal with it then and there, I will totally blow up at people. Also, despite being a guy, sometimes I feel like I’ll tear up because of things too, which would embarrass me to the point of being mortified at the thought of seeing the person again, ever.

Unfortunately, afterwards, I am not able to address the issue without personalizing it again, and tend to let it go in the foolish hope that it will just fix itself, or something.

Currently I have a coworker who really pisses me the fug off and I wanted to talk to our boss about it, but just chickened out. The worst is that I need to work with the prick all weekend because our boss and the other employee are both off all memorial day weekend (I work at a retail store while attending college).

I would totally do that too, if I felt like I needed to answer, but are you any good with talking to the person (I’m not)? I hate to put anything in writing when they talked to me, and I usually just let things go.

Is there any chance they meant it in jest, or didn’t mean it the way you think? I’m burning with curiosity about what they said!!

I feel like once they have you reacting, and proof of it on paper, they have the power again. I agree with letting them know you, but the more time and effort you put into it, the more they still have power over you.

:dubious:

I am terrible at confronting people in person and much prefer to deal with things in writing. There I can be precise and choose my words at leisure – the reason this whole incident went so badly was because she caught me off guard and I couldn’t speak to her with the full use of my mental faculties. When someone gets angry with me (unless I’m well prepared for it), my brain just shuts off.

I said nothing in the email regarding my emotional state – I just (gently) pointed out the facts and excused myself from the situation, but I was most pleased with the way I obliquely made reference to her accusation without coming out and saying, “You think I’m what?! WRONG!” I felt compelled to email her precisely because I didn’t want to see her again and fall into my usual pattern of (right, H3Knuckles) standoffishness when I’m angry, which she would surely notice and gloat over. By writing, I set the record straight and got things off my chest so that I wouldn’t be angry the next time I saw her – win/win. She has no power over me.

Now the glow following my triumph over my passion has faded, anyway, so I feel embarrassed about making such a big deal of the incident. But, hey, Mundane and Pointless? Check and check.

H3Knuckles, if you still want me to, I can send the email to you.

No, that’s okay. At any rate, was interesting reading to see something I can sympathize with.

A-heh, today I started a LONG memorial day weekend of just me and that one coworker in a shouting match. We were able to cool off about it after awhile, but I have a feeling this weekend is going to really try my patience. :rolleyes: