Even Newer Mexico?
Baja Alta California Sur del Norte
Del Taco
Not mine. I have a base rule for any theoretical new states. You have to have more people than Wyoming, and you have be larger than Rhode Island. The proposed state of Jefferson has fewer people than Fresno. If you can get it above say Denver, you may get my vote.
Can we make Fresno and Bakersfield and surrounding nothing their own country, then nuke them? Pretty please? It’s not like there’s anything there, (Better run fast, Diosa!)
In fact, this one barely looks any different from the current one.
I dunno, part of me thinks we should call Vermont “South Quebec”, or perhaps call Quebec “North Vermont”
either way, one thing I am VERY sure of is that we should forcibly remove The People’s Republik of Nannychusets from New England completely, and reclassify it as a new form of fungus
<Grandpa Simpson>
“Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays, please eliminate three, I am NOT a crackpot!”
</Grandpa Simpson>
Proposed name for the new state:
Winky Dinky Ho Cakes
“It’ll be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missourah!”
I think that a better name is “Baja Oregon”…
I don’t understand the problems naming the proposed new state, it already has a name - “El Norte”.
Delaware II
The people putting this forward couldn’t very well call it Southern California; how can you have that name and not include L.A.?
Not that we’d want to be included, by and large.
I think Texas should be divided up in pie-shaped wedges, going clockwise from San Antonio.
There must be a way to split California so that one bit has the coastline and the National Parks. We’ll name it Awesomeland.
You just offended the counterclockwise crowd.
This is the current flag.
No, it’s just finally correct. It’ll be a cold day in hell when I finally recognize Missouri.
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Everyone knows Mooselvania has long had dibs on being the next state. AFTER that happens, we can talk about some other options.
Did you ever notice that Missouri and Nebraska are never in the same room at the same time, and that Missouri just looks like Nebraska without glasses?