I am posting from the state of:


How about you?

Contestant #3

Kentucky. This of course accounts for most of my “typos”.

vermont. it’s quite simple, you see; new hampshire is the upside-down one.

confusion. Its 9:46 on a Saturday, I’m supposed to be in bed for another 4 hours!! DAMN HAY FEVER!

Actually, Ohio.

“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
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Also Ohio.

Ohio. Are there really that many of us, or is it just that we all have no lives?



Let me get this straight. Gilligan spent years and years on a tropical deserted island trying to get home to Ohio?

Oregon! Yay :slight_smile:

“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy


Nevada but I was born and raised in Toledo, Ohio.(actually Perrysburg township, for you north west ohioans.

“Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you, my friend–
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again…”
-Steely Dan

Idaho. Help, the Ohioans are taking over the board. :).


He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice - Albert Einstein

Anarchy,conny melad, and I am expanding the boundaries as we speak.
Hola, escarabajo. También, qué parte es usted from?(agradece le,
pequeños pescados de la confusión.)
Not to worry Jazz ,lot’s of them moved down here with beatle and me,they wasn’t so bad once they converted.
And now in honor of the creator of this topic,which is evolving even now, a special sig line,complete with gratuitous cheap shot;

" Emulate the duck,no matter how severe the rains blow down, he ignores them and lets them roll off his back.The same however can be said of the jackass when the blows rain down."-mr john

IE: California, the granola state, whats not fruit and nuts is flakes.

Texas! Howdy, y’all!

Washington. But I married an Ohioan.

Georgia, or, if you’re in a bad movie set IN Georgia (ie: Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Gone With the Wind, et al) it would be pronounced Jaw-Ja.


Trumpy - Jaw-ja? Jaw-ja Binks?

(Sorry, had to be done.)

‘They couldn’t hit an Elephant from this dist…!’

Last words of General John Sedgwick

Dear tengu&trumpy,
i couldn’t find a Binks in Joejuh, I tried to Caliphoneya,but i just got an Illinoise.Please ,shoot me and put me out of my Missouruh.
your friend,
Ms john
PS.Howdy,Holly,how yew? we gainin on um.

“Pardon me while I have a strange interlude.”-Marx