Interesting, almost all the ones I’ve seen are hideous school bus yellow.
I say unless your Hummer has a .50 caliber machine gun on the back, you’re a wuss.
I saw one of the gas station the other day (filling up at the next pump over). Nobody believed me when I told them about it, and I was beginning to think I was hallucinating.
Now I wish I had been! Ugly thing, stretch or otherwise…
Best thing I can say about them is that I do dig the music in the Hummer commercial…
Buuuhh bwuuh bwuuh bwuuh
dee de de
Buuuhh bwuuh bwuuh bwuuh…
Makes my uncoordinated, white ass wanna get up and dance Baby! Whoooo!
My Corvair has a missile-launcher, does that count?
“Wolverines!”
They handle great (suprisingly so for a SUV of that size), and are phenomenaly comfortable. People spending $55k or so on a SUV shouldn’t be bitching about the gas bill.
They handle great (suprisingly so for a SUV of that size), and are phenomenaly comfortable. People spending $55k or so on a SUV shouldn’t be bitching about the gas bill.
(The H2, that is. Dunno about the ‘H1’.)
Thank you for making it very clear that giving the rich a carte blanc[sup]*[/sup] tax break will not create jobs. This is how they spend their money, on F-U luxuries. [Don’t get me wrong, if you want to give tax breaks to the rich, do so, but insist it be linked to business re-investment, and not land yachts.]
Peace.
[sup]*[/sup]The French was intentionally inserted to infuriate the überpatriots.[sup]**[/sup]
[sup]**[/sup]Same thing for the pseudo-German.
Has anyone else seen their new ad campaign?
“B to the L to the I to the N to the G”
I’m not kidding.
Wassamatta, folks? Just jealous cause you can’t afford one? 
Fagjunk Theology: Not just for sodomite propagandists anymore.
Maybe it’s a tax thing.
I’m not sure if that was a contrast to my school bus orange, but if it was I suspect we’re just off on a matter of semantics. Whichever it is, it adds an extra layer of painful eyesore to an already ugly machine. Why not get reflectors to go the whole way around it while you’re at it? Perhaps a flip out warning sign with blinkers for when you come to a stop at a light.
But useless! At least a third of the rear cargo compartment is taken up by the spare tire. Inside there isn’t that much room. They are not a good handling vehicle (yes, I have driven one). They’re like an SUV without the S or U.
So that’s why Margareta put those lobsters in the bed! I was really beginning to worry what it meant. Dating a psychotic German is fraught with all kinds of problems.
And I’m sure NONE of the Hummer-buyers took out loans to “pay” for their egomobile.
It’s a free country. Besides, the Aztec has to be the ugliest thing ever on four wheels.
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Define ‘S’ or ‘U’ then. We took my friend’s H2 out on our monthly shooting expedition. 3 Brutus-sized adults, 5 rifle cases, assorted and sundry boxes and sacks, all in uttter non-elbow-rubbing comfort. Seemed like way more interior room than my Trailblazer.
Regardless, they really aren’t my bag. For the money, I would rather get into the X5 4.4i that I’ve been eying. (Then again, I am biased against buying American horseless carriages. Lease? Sure. Buy? Uh, no thanks.)
The original comercial HUMVEEs looked cool. They looked like a real truck. The new H2s look awful, like a gelded version of a once proud stallion. The H2 is NOT a Humvee, no matter what name you stick on it. If I wanted a Humvee, I’d be ashamed to drive anything other than a military surplus vehicle. Can you even get a milspec Humvee anymore?
Oh ick! I just looked them up on Google Images. UGH!!! They’re hideous!
What the hell would one NEED one of these things for, if not for status?