I am sitting on Dubya's face

Kerry and Osama’a as well.

See, I’m sharing an apartment with two guys, and most of the furniture belogns to one of them. However, most of it was also second hand. So it’s not in great shape. The one I use for a computer chair was coming apart. The vinyl covering was ripped right across, and stuffing was everywhere except under my rear end. The only other chair left was in similar shape, only it also had a spring coming out of it.

So today when I got home from school, I find that my roommates actually did something constructive. They fixed the chair with some packing tape.

And today’s newspaper. Which has colour photos of Bush, Kerry and Osama on the front page.

I’m not sure if I’m happy that the chair is finally no longer a problem, or annoyed that I didn’t get a chance to read the paper today. Or uncomfortable with the fact that every time I sit down, I will have three grown men staring at my ass.

Careful with that newsprint, or Dubya’s face will be adheared to your rear end.

Well, there’s packing tape over the whole image, so that won’t happen. But I appreciate your concern.

shudders Scary thought…

I detect a sense of Pulp Friction.

Did you tell him that you loved him? Did he sit on your face and tell you he loves you, too?