I am so happy! Coach Fatass is leaving!

The high school football coach who makes my Friday evenings in the fall almost as fun as having my eyes poked out while a gang of rabid weasels gnaws out my liver is quitting to move to another state! I feel so blessed, maybe even more blessed than blessedwolf!

Yes, but are they rabid acid weasels? Cuz that’s what scratchie’s ears look like without his plugs… eerie that you used a similar descriptor.

Yay, goodbye Mr. Jackass Coach!

Why did I think this thread would be about Rick Majerus?

Dr. J

(I should note that I am not at all happy that Majerus has to take a season off, both because of the circumstances surrounding it (his own health problems and his mother’s) and because I really like the guy. I’m a Kentucky fan, and March just won’t be the same.)

Holy unintended meaning, Batman! That interpretation didn’t occur to me at all.

Yep, Majerus rules – even if Utah did try to steal away Kentucky’s rightful championship a few years ago.

I thought you were talking about Bill Parcells, and was ready to go to a flame war with you. Oops, sorry.

You’re quite sure those weren’t electric weasles ripping your flesh?

Uh…

YEAH! Good for you!

:confused:

Theres a Zappa title to describe any situation in life…