Earlier tonight my 14 year old son was messing around with some ketchup packets and said I’ve always wanted to pull “that prank.” Shortly there after apparently my 16 year old daughter decided it would be fun too and put two folded over packets under the seat of the toilet (I didn’t even know) expecting her brother to use it soon. Fast forward and my wife was complaining about the bad day she has had and next thing I know I hear my wife screaming “THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!” as she comes out of the bathroom with her pants around her knees. Apparently my daughter forgot she had set the trap.
My wife is now in the shower washing ketchup off of her ass. My daughter has cleaned up the toilet and I have cleaned up the kitchen (not related but it can’t hurt). Why am I screwed… I can’t help but laugh every time I think of it (I’m laughing now) but somehow I have to have a concerned and angry look on my face when she gets down in a few minutes.