“You are NOT pretending to be dead, young lady!” – Marge
Indeed, this was one of the best episodes in a while.
well, drat… my inlaws were over last night and they don’t watch the Simpsons, so they talked all the way thru it… I’m bummed now… 
You mean you don’t pocket-mulch?
I’ll second this one. I was still cracking up about it this morning on the way to work.
“You’re hardcore, Laura!”
“It’s Lisa!”
“…Lisa!”
Bart’s Matrix move and the menus on the hounds were way funny. The decortating for Christmas and Easter were also funny. To answer oldscratch’s question the log went out to sea under the Golden Gate bridge.
It wasn’t really a question Robedag. But thanks. It was just one of my favoirte lines.
When I can no longer recognize the GGB, please shoot me.
Actually, he said “Lil’est” the first time.
Here’s one of mine:
“Springfield’s oldest citizen died today. No, I don’t mean Mr. Burns.” (Picture of Mr. Burns with “Not Dead”)
Awww… Well, figure it out and get your ass back to chat! 