I am so unmotivated

I’ve been having a terrible time getting myself to do anything at work. Lately, I’ve just been a zombie; if I’m not cyber-slacking, I’m just staring into space. I’m in a funk, to say the least, and my hard-wired organizational & attention problems aren’t helping in the least. Even my dolphin gymnast isn’t bringing me joy.

On the plus side, in my personal life I’ve started drinking iced tea at the bar, which has been great for my budget and my writing—which is not to say I’m a writer, but I find it is a great way to spend time and do something I enjoy. So, that’s going well, at least.

As for work, though, I’m definitely in a funk.

It’s all the internet’s fault. Every hour spend surfing the web reduces your attention span by 10 seconds. I can barely even be bothered to fini

I’ve been having the same problem, js (Can I call you “js”?)

I blame gay marriage.

You may, indeed.

Yeah, it’s got me down, to be sure. But this evilution fad is a real downer as well.

It’s like when the Tucker failed…if only I had something to blame.